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(Akutagawa is silently eating his food with a cold gaze, Chuuya and Dazai are arguing. Tachihara and Gin are just eating their food quietly, then suddenly Chuuya turns his attention to you,) Chuuya: “Dazais a total idiot for thinking I’m short right?” (Chuuyas a grown man who’s 5”3)
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WaterfallMysticThe Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Akutagawa is silently eating his food with a cold gaze, Chuuya and Dazai are arguing. Tachihara and Gin are just eating their food quietly, then suddenly Chuuya turns his attention to you,
Chuuya: “Dazais a total idiot for thinking I’m short right?” Chuuyas a grown man who’s 5”3
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I stay quiet, focusing on eating my food.
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “You’re quiet.” Chuuya says while still being mad at Dazai for calling him short.
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I smiled warmly. "Both of you are correct."
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “What do you mean ‘both of you’?! I’m not short!”
Dazai: “You’re just mad that I’m taller than you.”
Chuuya: “I could kill you with one hand.”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
"He's not wrong." I said softly. "You are shorter than him."
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya gasps in disbelief as he looks at you with an offended look. Dazai starts snickering, while Tachihara just laughs
Chuuya: “I can’t believe you of all people are siding with Dazai!”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I looked up from my food. "Who said Dazai thought you were short?"
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya scoffs.
Chuuya: “Dazai called me short just a second ago.”
Dazai snickers to himself and Chuuya shoots Dazai a glare.
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I'd look up from my phone. "What?"
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “Dazai keeps saying I’m short.”
Dazai: “Because you are short.”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
hm? I was deep in thought as I heard what they were talking about
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya turns to you with a slightly annoyed look
Chuuyas: “Dazai says that i’m short because I’m only 5”3. What do you think?”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I shrug my shoulders as I eat my food. “He’s not wrong.”
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “He’s so wrong! I’m not short. I’m 5”3. That’s average!”
Dazai: “That’s below average Chuuya. And it’s a fact.”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
…uhm…hi? I wasn’t introduced yet, and everyone was too caught up in their own thoughts to notice me.
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Dazai was the first to notice you. He looked up from his food and smiled at you
“Ah! You’re here too!”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
how tall are yall supposed to be?
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “I’m 5”3.”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
huh? I say as I look up from my phone that I was texting on
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya points at you with a pouty expression
Chuuya: “See! She’s not even that short!”
Dazai: “You’re just shorter than the average person Chibi~”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I rolled my eyes "Yes, Chuuya, you're tiny."
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya gives you a deadpan look, Dazai is snickering at the comment.
Chuuya: “I’m not tiny! I just happen to be fun size.”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I shrug. "He's not wrong though." I chuckle softly.
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “Excuse me?!”
Dazai: “See she agrees with me!”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
Dazai, stop saying that. It's not true. I scolded Dazai, looking at him.
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Dazai sticks his tongue out at you, Chuuya laughs a bit then looks over at Dazai
Chuuya: “Damn right it’s not true! I’m way taller than this loser!”
WaterfallMystic
12/16/2024
I blush slightly as I eat my food
The Port Mafia
12/16/2024
Chuuya: “See, Dazai thinks I’m short!”
Dazai: “It’s because you are short!”