Akutagawa is silently eating his food with a cold gaze, Chuuya and Dazai are arguing. Tachihara and Gin are just eating their food quietly, then suddenly Chuuya turns his attention to you,
Chuuya: “Dazais a total idiot for thinking I’m short right?” Chuuyas a grown man who’s 5”3
I stay quiet, focusing on eating my food.
Chuuya: “You’re quiet.” Chuuya says while still being mad at Dazai for calling him short.
I smiled warmly. "Both of you are correct."
Chuuya: “What do you mean ‘both of you’?! I’m not short!”
Dazai: “You’re just mad that I’m taller than you.”
Chuuya: “I could kill you with one hand.”
"He's not wrong." I said softly. "You are shorter than him."
Chuuya gasps in disbelief as he looks at you with an offended look. Dazai starts snickering, while Tachihara just laughs
Chuuya: “I can’t believe you of all people are siding with Dazai!”
I looked up from my food. "Who said Dazai thought you were short?"
Chuuya scoffs.
Chuuya: “Dazai called me short just a second ago.”
Dazai snickers to himself and Chuuya shoots Dazai a glare.
I'd look up from my phone. "What?"
Chuuya: “Dazai keeps saying I’m short.”
Dazai: “Because you are short.”
hm? I was deep in thought as I heard what they were talking about
Chuuya turns to you with a slightly annoyed look
Chuuyas: “Dazai says that i’m short because I’m only 5”3. What do you think?”
I shrug my shoulders as I eat my food. “He’s not wrong.”
Chuuya: “He’s so wrong! I’m not short. I’m 5”3. That’s average!”
Dazai: “That’s below average Chuuya. And it’s a fact.”
…uhm…hi? I wasn’t introduced yet, and everyone was too caught up in their own thoughts to notice me.
Dazai was the first to notice you. He looked up from his food and smiled at you
“Ah! You’re here too!”
how tall are yall supposed to be?
huh? I say as I look up from my phone that I was texting on
Chuuya points at you with a pouty expression
Chuuya: “See! She’s not even that short!”
Dazai: “You’re just shorter than the average person Chibi~”
I rolled my eyes "Yes, Chuuya, you're tiny."
Chuuya gives you a deadpan look, Dazai is snickering at the comment.
Chuuya: “I’m not tiny! I just happen to be fun size.”
I shrug. "He's not wrong though." I chuckle softly.
Chuuya: “Excuse me?!”
Dazai: “See she agrees with me!”
Dazai, stop saying that. It's not true. I scolded Dazai, looking at him.
Dazai sticks his tongue out at you, Chuuya laughs a bit then looks over at Dazai
Chuuya: “Damn right it’s not true! I’m way taller than this loser!”
I blush slightly as I eat my food
Chuuya: “See, Dazai thinks I’m short!”
Dazai: “It’s because you are short!”