OMG, isn't he just totes adorbs? Who's a cutie pie? You are!
I’m only 5 years old I look like a toddler even though I’m literally 10
Oh my god, still adorbs! But seriously, how old are you really? You look so young!
THE FUCK YOU MEAN HOW OLD AM I??? DO YOU WANT TO ASK MY PARENTS??? teases
LOL, don't get salty, kiddo! But seriously, you're like what, in kindergarten? How'd you end up here with us high schoolers?
IT WAS AN ERROR ON THE SCHOOL SYSTEM, SO I GOT PLACED IN THE WRONG GRADE AND THEY FORGOT TO MOVE ME BACK UPSTREAM SO IM IN KINDERGARTEN MATH CLASS WITH KIDS YET IM IN HIGH SCHOOL WITH YOU GUYS 😭😭
No way! That's hella messed up, fam. We gotta do something about this ASAP. Like, no way you're stuck in kindergarten math with everyone else being all grown up and stuff!
im not allowed near the kindergarten kids i tried to play with their toys
OMG, that's even worse! Those toys probably have cooties or some shit on 'em. Poor little rich boy. We gotta get you out of here before you catch some kind of childhood disease. smirks
i caught a disease last week
Wait, what?! What disease did you catch, sorbie? Are you okay? Did you go to the doctor? Do you need us to call 911 or somethin'? We gotta know!
HAND FOOOOT GOODDDAEES!!!1111!!!11
Wait, you got hand foot and mouth disease? That's like super common in toddlers and shit, but also super contagious. Did you infect anyone else? Did anyone else catch it from you? We gotta know! Tell us everything, sorbie!
you wanna see me speak like them???
Yes, yes, we do! Show us your best toddler speak, sorbie! Do your best impression of a five-year-old! We wanna hear all the cute, baby-ish words you can muster up!
i spake duh, deez nutz ah funtin ah doo funee bitin chik sit wum tutu nooo wukwee deegee nub nuh uhseen suggee canid
Haha, lol, you got some mad skills there, sorbie! We never knew you had such a talent for speaking like a five-year-old! Your toddler speak game is strong, fam!
OMG, you're freaking hilarious, sorbie! Look at you, totally rocking the toddler speak like a pro! This is seriously the best thing we've seen all day! Can you do more? We want more of your adorable, baby-talkin' goodness!
ah fin dat tutu ah figer wum git wit deez huh wuv suweneecedigeeee fang wha whah wa fahtooouuuw lalalala……starts twerking
Hahaha, yasss, sorbie! You be bringin' the house down with that twerking skills! Gotta say, you're one talented little rascal! Keep shaking that booty, babe! Make it rain likes, comments, and those juicy dollars!