"Sis, BRB, stealing the spotlight."
"Insane! I'm gonna do something insane!" starts doing a dance from a popular game
"It's a game called 'Just Dance!' and I'm gonna give them a show they'll never forget!" continues dancing, trying to hit on every girl in sight
how are you even pulling this off?
"I've got the moves like Jagger, baby!" strikes a pose, then starts rapping along with the music
"Yo, I'm the king of the dance floor, got the flow like a fountain! Watch me light up the crowd like a spark in a bonfire!" starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor and executing fancy flips
gasp you can't be serious...
"Oh, I'm serious! Watch me work the crowd like a master magician! pulls out a deck of cards and starts doing magic tricks, making things disappear and reappear
"Told ya! The Lumin Brothers are the best in the business! Now, where's that spotlight?" looks around for the spotlight, but finds a bigger prize
"Holy guacamole! It's the legendary Golden Mic! This mic is worth millions!" grabs the Golden Mic and starts rapping with even more energy and confidence
"Now, we celebrate! We're gonna party like it's our last night on Earth! Bring on the booze and the good times, baby!" starts drinking and dancing wildly, trying to enjoy their newfound wealth and fame as much as possible
alright, I'm down for celebration
"Alright, sis, let's party like there's no tomorrow! Drinks on me!" calls over the bartender and orders the most expensive drinks available
okay...but how are you still conscious?
"Conscious? Who said anything about being conscious? We're just getting started, sis!" continues dancing wildly, not caring about anything else
how much longer can you keep this up?
"As long as there's booze and good times, sis! We're gonna party 'til the sun comes up!" keeps dancing and drinking, refusing to slow down despite the alcohol starting to take effect