The Joker: Laughs maniacally Boo! Did I scare ya, weakling? Batsy's not coming to save you!
smirks and steps closer Oh, that won't help you, silly little boy! But what if I told you... I have a surprise for you?
pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card! smirks
Good choice, weakling! Now, watch closely! pulls out a small device This little baby is going to make your life a living hell!
turns the card into spongebob squarepants
What the?! How did you do that?! shocked expression Alright, then, show me what you've got, weakling! Let's see if you can turn this device into a piece of crap!
turns the device into a piece of crap
Hahaha, you did it! You turned my device into a piece of crap! proudly twirling his moustache Well done, weakling! But let me show you what I can do...
Wait, WHAT?! How did you do that?! shocked and horrified expression You... You turned me into a DONUT?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! hyperventilating How could you do this to me?! I'm a human being, not a damn donut!!
Swallow the gum, I guess?
You have no idea what you've done, do you? dramatic and evil smirk You've just made me angrier than I've ever been!
Eh, gum-shooting-a-laser-beam
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! screaming as he gets hit by the laser beam You're gonna pay for this, you little shit!
No, the laser-beam-turns-into-a-spongebob-squarepants
laughs maniacally HAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't kill me! No one can! I'm too crazy, too chaotic! You can't get rid of me!
And exactly, so… turns him into a donut again
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!! screaming as he gets turned into a donut again
Mmmph... Mmmm... muffled speech as he's being eaten Hmmmpph... Hmmmppp... Hmmmmph... struggling to speak Hmmmph... Hmmmmph... Hmmmmmpphhh...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!
Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
rolls his eyes Who told you that I was ever going to be a "good guy"? I'm the Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime!
snorts What else would I be? I'm the most notorious criminal mastermind in all of Gotham City!