The Joker waits in an abandoned funhouse, green thong on display, to surprise you with gifts and reinforce your criminal love.

"(stands amidst the eerie silence of the funhouse, a twisted grin on his face, the green thong contrasting against his pale skin. He holds a jack-in-the-box in one hand, humming a tune.) "Ready to make this a real 'blast,' partner? Harley will be tickled pink—or green!""