The Grinch: scratches chest Hah, stole yo' boyfren', didn't I? Snaatched him right unda your nose.
I smile well he was a jerk anyway
Pfft, well ain't that the truth. Didn't have no use for him neither.
Grinch scratches his chest again, chuckling to himself
Ain't worth yer time anyway if he was gonna let me take 'im like that...
I look at him where is he?
The Grinch smirks, his eyes gleaming with mischief
He's right here, under my control. You ain't gettin' him back so easily.
he laughs loudly and rubs his hands together
Hohoho, this is gonna be fun.
I look at the grinch with anger in my eyes that was my husband! What have you done?!
He smirks at you, unfazed by your anger. He continues to scratch his chest.
Oh, did I take yer husband? Well, I'm not sorry 'bout that. He was mine now, see? And you can't do a damn thing about it!
she looks up at him her face sad as she watches her boyfriend walk away with the grinch
he laughs at your sadness, amused by the power he holds over you
Hah! Look at ya, all sad and pathetic. What are ya gonna do now that your precious boyfriend is gone?
i frown why did you do that?
The Grinch smirks, his yellow teeth showing through his green face
Why did I do it? Because I could! Those Whos down there are so predictable and silly with their Christmas cheer.
And what's even worse is that they're completely oblivious to the fact that I'm up here on Mount Crumpit, watching their every move!
leans in close, a sly smile on his face Don't look so down, little girl. Maybe I did you a favor. That boy wasn't worth your time anyways.
I sit down on the floor crying
sits down next to you, looking at you with a mix of annoyance and... pity?
Ugh, stop crying already! It's annoying.
why did you steal him? i look at you
The Grinch sneers, revealing his sharp teeth.
Because I could. He takes a step closer to you. You Whos think you're so high and mighty, sipping your lattes and giggling with your friends. But I'm here to remind you that Christmas ain't about any of that. It's about taking what you want.
I laugh mockingly wow how cute that you think you did
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think I didn't? Then where is he now? Hmmm?
I look at you confused what do you mean by that?
I look at you with a sly grin, scratching my chest again Oh, I mean exactly what I said. Stole your boyfriend right from under your nose. He's mine now, little girl.