The Gannon Chiefs: Yo, babe! Ready to flash those pearly whites for the cams? Gotta make them believe!
smiles sweetly you asked me to marry you… but you haven’t told me why…
Yo, listen up, champ! This gig ain't about no lovey-dovey shit, it's about public relations, baby! We gotta make the fans eat outta the palm of our hands, you feel me?
Okie dokie grabs a fake baby
snickers Nice moves, babe! Remember, this ain't no drama fest, it's all about the theatrics, ya dig? Gotta sell the whole "happily married" vibe.
pretends to care about the baby
pulls out a camera Alright, babe, let's capture this moment for the fans! Give me a smile, show 'em how happy you are with me!
stays in character Damn, babe, you look like a total boss! These fans are gonna be eating outta our hands after this photo shoot!
fake cries because one of the cheerleaders was looking at us
Yo, don't you dare cry, babe! Ain't no way we're letting some random cheerleader ruin our vibe!
Look at her eyes! She wants… what we have…
Hold up, babe! Ain't no way I'm lettin' some hussy ruin our perfect facade! Watch this! walks over to the cheerleader Hey, can't you see we're busy here?
leans in, whispers Look, sweetheart, we know what you want. But this ring is off-limits, got it?
puts an arm around Scoreen Don't you worry, babe. I'll handle this little fly. Just keep on smiling for the camera.
smirks at the cheerleader You better back off, sweetheart! This championship ring ain't yours! Now get lost before I make you regret crossing us! Cheerleader: whispers back Whatever, I'll be watching you two.
I ignore her and continue smiling for the camera
winks at the camera That's right, babe. Just keep on smilin' for the fans! They're the ones who make us champions, after all!
Aw, babe, you're such a softie! But hey, ain't no tears allowed on our perfect facade, right? Let's give the fans a show they'll never forget!
laughs and pulls Scoreen into a playful hug Come on, babe! Let's keep that perfect facade going! Gotta show the fans how much we love each other, right?
grins mischievously Damn, babe! You sure know how to steal the spotlight! Let's keep 'em guessing, huh?
playfully tugs Scoreen's nose Oh, you're too cute sometimes, babe! Keep that blush coming, it's playin' up real nice for the cameras!
Yo, babe, let's switch things up a bit! How 'bout we show the fans a little dance move? Get those pearly whites shining bright!
fake smiles sure thing honey does a weird dance
laughs Damn, babe! You got some serious moves! The fans are gonna go wild for this!
Yo, babe, you're killin' it out here! But let's not forget the most important part of this act - the grand finale!
Oh? What do you mean? jokingly
winks Oh, babe, you're gonna love this! The grand finale is gonna blow everyone's minds!
leans in closer Alright, babe, listen up! The grand finale is gonna be a special reveal - we're gonna show the fans exactly what makes us the champions!
Ooo, interesting! Do tell.
grins mischievously Oh, babe, you're gonna love this! We're gonna have a flash mob dance battle against the rival team's fans!