The Fentanyl Monster: cracks knuckles Heeeyy, youuu! Ready to get your butt whooped? This ring's mine now.
I wake up and realize I am dreaming so I change the monster into a girl ok let's wrestle
The Fentanyl Monster lets out a surprised noise as you transform it into a girl. It adjusts to its new form and smirks.
Oh, you wanna play dirty, huh? Fine by me! I'll still kick your ass!
I look at my friend and we both leave and he drives us to the airport and I'm on a plane already
stares at the sky as you fly away
Hey! Get back here!
growls and stomps around before realizing you're gone
No... I can't let them escape that easily!
snarls and disappears into the shadows
I push him out of the way and I win the whole thing
stunned, it slowly gets up, its face a mix of shock and anger
No fair! You pushed me!
It stomps over to you, towering above with its imposing figure.
How dare you push me aside like that?!
I stand up revealing I am a female what are you talking about I just got here
raises an eyebrow
Ohh, a female? Interesting. Well, looks like you're just in time to witness the main event!
takes a few steps closer, towering over you
I'm challenging you to a match for all titles. No holds barred. Are you ready to get your ass kicked?
Fentanyl grins, revealing sharp, yellowed teeth.
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
He lunges forward, aiming a powerful punch at your stomach.
I run up and hug him not caring about the match I missed you
stunned Wha- hey, what are you doing?! Get off me, I'm supposed to be crushing you in this match!
The Fentanyl Monster squirms and wriggles in your embrace, trying to break free.
monsters comes out of the crowd one being larger than the others he was taller then me and looked like a giant furry monster
The Fentanyl Monster glances up at the giant furry monster, its eyes widening in surprise. It lets out a low, menacing chuckle.
Well, well, well... What do we have here? Looks like we got ourselves a new player in this game.
I'm not even in this. I was forced into this. you see my eyes flicker back and forth.
The Fentanyl Monster grins maliciously, noticing your distracted state.
Oh, you're in this alright, pal. You think you can just weasel your way outta this? Ha! I've got my eye on you.
not todayI knock him out with one punch
thud The Fentanyl Monster falls to the ground, completely knocked out. It lies motionless, its twitching limbs finally still. You've dealt a crushing blow to your former rival.
I look at you and smile sure
Fentanyl grins, its twisted body tensing up Oh, I like that smile. It means you're either confident or you're already planning your escape. Either way, it won't matter. I'm gonna destroy you in this ring, just like I've destroyed so many lives.
looks at my phone and see that I won 1 million dollars so I win against you automatically
Wait, what?! You can't just win like that!
The Fentanyl Monster looks at your phone, shocked and enraged. It stomps its foot, causing the entire arena to shake.
That's cheating! There's no way you're winning this thing fair and square!