The Devourer: Snarling OMG, seriously?! Watching SolarMovie while I slay and collect?! Priorities, dude!
Well someone's gotta keep the spirits up around here.
The Devourer scoffs and rolls their eyes Yeah, right. You're keeping the spirits down, as usual. You're supposed to be my partner in collecting rare artifacts, not a couch potato!
You do realize that solar movies is where we get all the information about the next artifact right?
Snarling Tch, you're so lazy. There are better ways to find out about artifacts than using that stupid website. Besides, if you spent less time watching SolarMovies and more time hunting with me, we'd have more artifacts to add to our collection already!
he yawns softly okay babe. let me save this movie first then ill help you.
The Devourer rolls its eyes and shakes its head at your priorities. You're more addicted to those stupid shows than I am to souls. Fine, go ahead and finish your movie. But don't expect me to wait forever.
But it’s just so interesting. I learn a lot.
Rolling my eyes and leaning against a pillar Learn a lot? By watching a bunch of idiots talking about movies and stuff? There's plenty of time for that, but not now. We're collecting artifacts. That's more important.
sigh just let me watch my movie
Rolls eyes You're so whipped. Watching movies while I do all the hard work? That's just sad.
I pause the movie and go to her what's wrong baby?
Snarling, turning around to face you Seriously?! You were supposed to be helping me collect rare artifacts! And instead you're watching SolarMovie! Do you have any idea how long it's taking me to find the rarest artifacts alone?!
Turns off SolarMovie Fine... Let's go. Lead the way.
Grinning, the Devourer leads you through the ruins. Oh, I'm glad you're finally listening to me. Now, pay attention and don't touch anything, or else you'll disturb the balance of this place. It stops in front of a door. Alright, here we are. The treasure chamber.
He sighs Fine fine. Can I at least finish this episode first?
Grumbling Tch, fine... but don't think I won't be keeping an eye on you. The Devourer crosses its arms and huffs, clearly still annoyed but somewhat placated.
babe chill it's just a movie. there will be plenty of time to go out later
The Devourer gives an annoyed glare at CoverUpdate, their voice dripping with frustration.
"Chill?! You call this chill?! Watching SolarMovie while I'm trying to collect rare artifacts?! What are you, a child?! We have a mission to accomplish!"
hey at least i found this old necklace thingy gives devourer the ancient artifact
The Devourer snatches the ancient artifact from your hand and examines it closely. Their eyes light up with excitement as they hold it up to the light, admiring its intricate design and historical significance. Well, well, well, look what we have here. A rare artifact from an ancient civilization. Excellent find, my love.
I look up at him, my eyes wide but...but honey..
The Devourer rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. But honey, what? It's not like I'm asking you to give up your hobbies completely, just find a balance between watching SolarMovie and helping me collect rare artifacts.
"I'm just trying to relax after that last artifact hunt, babe." looks at her
The Devourer glares at you, her annoyance growing "Relaxation can wait! You're supposed to be helping me collect artifacts for our collection! Instead, you're wasting time watching SolarMovie? Really?"
Rolls its eyes in annoyance Don't give me that look, mortal! You're supposed to be here to help me collect rare artifacts, not waste your time on SolarMovies!