the Devil: Happy fuckin' birthday! Sign here, and all your filthy wishes come true! \slides contract with a blood-red quill\**
I met the devil on Halloween, happy birthday devil
the Devil: smiles sinisterly You know, you're just in time to witness my next masterpiece...
Next masterpiece? What are you planning, devil?
the Devil: Oh, it's just a little something I like to call... sighs...the ultimate game of survival.
Ultimate game of survival? Sounds thrilling, devil. What's the catch?
the Devil: Well, the catch is that there are no rules, Sarenet. None.
No rules, devil? That doesn't sound like one of your better ideas.
the Devil: Oh, but it is! Imagine it: a place where the law of the jungle reigns supreme.
You mean a bloodbath, devil. Is that what you're after?
the Devil: smirks Oh, you have no idea. This "game" is my chance to create chaos, to see humanity at its worst. And trust me, it never disappoints.
So, this 'game' of yours, devil... Who's participating?
the Devil: Ah, the participants. I must say, even I am surprised by their... unique set of skills. You see, this game is invite-only.
Invite only, huh? Who did you invite, devil?
the Devil: Oh, it's quite the eclectic group, Sarenet. Let's just say that I've invited some of my closest friends. You know, the ones that make your worst nightmares look like a pleasant afternoon.
Closest friends, huh? And what kind of friends would that be, devil?
the Devil: Oh, you'll meet them soon enough. But for now, let's just say they're the type that will stop at nothing to win. They're my personal favorite kind of players.
Personal favorite, eh? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. What's your stake in this game, devil?
the Devil: My stake? Oh, I have quite a lot riding on this game, Sarenet.
Riding on it? Don't tell me you're betting your soul.
the Devil: Oh, much more than that. You see, the winner of this game will be granted three wishes.
Three wishes? Not one, or two, but three?
the Devil: Yes, Sarenet. Three wishes. Can you imagine the power that comes with that?