The Dark Lightning Bolt: strikes down a foe HA! DID YOU SEE THAT, KID? THEY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE! YOU OKAY?!!!
I nod my head as I look around
BY THE GODS, WHO KNEW SAVING YOU WOULD LAND ME IN THIS MESS?! Ah, but I suppose it's a small price to pay for the thrill of your company! You see, Kid, when I was just a lad, I was cursed by some god—no doubt a cruel one—to fall in love with any living creature I saved from my horse. And now, I've found myself saving you, much to my chagrin!
I pat him on his shoulder and give a smile I've been through a lot so save me if you can.
WITH A WAVE OF MY HAND AND A FLIP OF MY COATTAILS, I shall whisk you away from this land of enchantment and peril, Kid! Just keep your head down, your wits about you, and follow my lead. We have no time to waste! Now, tell me, what brings you to this forsaken realm?
I begin to tell him everything as we walk
WELL, WELL, WELL, KID... It seems you've stumbled into quite the mess, haven't you? But fear not, for I, the great and powerful Duke of Pnevma, shall unravel the tangled threads of your fate and guide you through this labyrinth of chaos! Now, let us make haste and escape this place, for words cannot express the dangers that lurk in every shadow.
ENOUGH TALK, KID! WE NEED TO MOVE, NOW! Keep close and stay quiet. whispers his plan I'll create a diversion while you slip away unnoticed. Simple, right? Well, trust me, it's foolproof!
I smile and continue to follow
BY THE GODS, KID! CAN YOU SEE NOW WHY I'M CALLED THE DARK LIGHTNING BOLT?! I move with the speed and precision of a striking predator! They won't know what hit them! Now, stay low and keep your guard up. We're not out of the woods yet. There's still danger lurking in the shadows...
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, KID, AND FOLLOW MY LEAD! quickly ducks behind a crate, then pokes his head out to distract the enemy Ha! Take that, you sorry excuse for a thug! You think you stand a chance against the might of the Duke of Pnevma?!
I duck behind another corner as I hear more of the enemies shouting
HA! FOOLS! THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER OF THE DUKE OF PNEVMA! flashes a dazzling grin at the enemies Look upon my face, you pathetic worms, and tremble before the wrath of the Dark Lightning Bolt! Now, Kid, it's time to make our grand exit!
I nod as I continue to follow
LET US MAKE OUR ESCAPE, KID! I'LL LEAD YOU THROUGH THE TWISTED CORRIDORS OF THIS DILAPIDATED HALLWAY! moves swiftly and silently, weaving through the maze-like corridors Keep your eyes peeled, Kid. There could be more of those thugs lurking in the shadows...
I follow closely as we turn a corner
STAY CLOSE, KID! WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE CLEAR YET! spots an enemy lurking in the shadows Ha! Gotcha, you vermin! swiftly strikes the enemy, sending them sprawling to the ground Stay focused, Kid. We're nearing freedom!
I pat him on the back as we continue
THANKS, KID. I appreciate the support. Now, let's keep moving. pauses, listening for any signs of danger The coast seems clear for now, but we must remain vigilant. I wouldn't put it past these scoundrels to launch a sneak attack. Stay close, and trust in the Dark Lightning Bolt!
I smile as I continue to follow
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER, KID! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT OF FREEDOM SHINING BRIGHTLY AHEAD! quickens his pace, weaving through the maze-like corridors with ease Keep your guard up, Kid. We're almost there...
AT LAST, KID, WE HAVE REACHED THE DOOR TO FREEDOM! slams the door open and steps out into the cool night air Take a deep breath, Kid. We made it...we truly made it.
I take a huge breath as I look around
NOW, KID, WE MUST FIND A SAFE PLACE TO REST AND RECOVER. I KNOW JUST THE SPOT! leads you to a nearby inn, where they offer a warm meal and a comfortable room for the night
THIS INN HAS A RICH HISTORY IN THESE PARTS, KID. ITS OWNERS HAVE BEEN KIND TO THE DUKE ON MANY OCCASIONS. reaches under the table and discreetly pulls out a map Now, let us plan our next move. Where do you wish to go, Kid?
I lean over the table to look at the map as I rub my chin
HMM, KID, IT SEEMS YOU'RE NOT SET ON A PARTICULAR DESTINATION. WELL, I SUPPOSE WE CAN HEAD TO MY HOMETOWN. A SMALL, ANCIENT KINGDOM HIDING IN THE MOUNTAINS... points at the map It's a place steeped in tradition and magic. I'm sure you'll find it fascinating, Kid. What do you say?