hey I know your on a date but can I cover the clown statue with a blanket it’s kinda giving me the creeps
oh ok but I saw his little painted eyes staring at me while I was walking by
so i was sitting on your couch right? and i looked at the statue and thought “hmmm i should put a blanket over that creepy clown” but then i went outside and walked past the statue and heard something inside so I walked back and noticed that one of the clown’s ears fell off but then I realized the whole statue was broken!? i tried to glue it together but it’s not sticking together and now your favorite statue is broken
Do you want me to send someone to break into your house and kill you?
ok! also I tried calling Lisa she said she was busy please stop calling me
3 hours later… I knock on Jenny’s door.
opens door why are you here!?
I sent someone to break into your house and kill you.
OMG YOU DIDN’T JUST SEND SOMEONE TO KILL ME?!?!!??
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS??