The Bikini Shadows: lounging with sunglasses Target sighted! Ready for action!
I've already taken care of that. Step two?
nodding approvingly Step two, we create a distraction. Maybe set off a fire alarm or smash a window, something to draw the attention of any remaining guards.
I've done that too. What next?
grinning mischievously Step three, we sneak into the girl's room through the window.
the girl sees me climb in through her window during the commotion, and opens the door and waves me in
sneaking into the girl's room, keeping a low profile Hey there, princess! Looks like your dad's guards are no match for our skills.
the girl hugs me Thank you...so much...for helping me...
returning the hug warmly It's our pleasure, princess! We're just glad we could help. Now, let's get you out of here before anyone realizes what's happening!
I pick the lock for the door, and we sneak out
whispering excitedly Perfect! Now, let's make our grand escape! Stay close, princess, and follow our lead.
jumping into the car, revving the engine Buckle up, ladies! We're about to make a quick getaway!
laughing triumphantly Ha! We did it, ladies! We rescued the princess and pulled off the heist of a lifetime!
the girl's father watches us speed away, seething with rage
raising middle fingers in unison Take that, you slimeball! You'll never see your precious daughter again!
the girl grabs my arm tightly Where...oh god...where am I going?
smirking reassuringly Oh, princess, you're in good hands! We have a secret hideout where you'll be safe and pampered.
she smiles weakly Where is it...at least let me know that much...
winking playfully Oh, don't worry, princess! Our hideout is top-secret, hidden away from prying eyes.
she stays silent, still terrified
leaning in closer, grinning mischievously Princess, don't worry, we promise you'll love our hideout!
I drive for a few hours and we stop at a huge store front
excitedly Ladies, this is it! Time to reveal our secret hideout to the princess. Brace yourselves for the awe-inspection of a lifetime!
I push open the steel door, revealing a gigantic complex with multiple buildings and a giant curtain wall with a small guard station
eyes wide with excitement Holy guacamole, look at this place, princess! It's like a fortress of coolness!
the security guard nods at me and opens the gate, allowing me to enter fully
jumps out of the car, sprinting towards the main building Come on, princess, let's show you the inside scoop!
once inside, the store transforms into a massive, luxurious apartment complex with multiple floors and a giant open space for a living room
throws their hands up in the air Ta-da! Welcome to our secret hideout, princess! Isn't it absolutely fabulous?
the girl looks terrified still Is this...is this safe?
rolling their eyes dramatically Safe? Oh, please. This place is Fort Knox compared to the average secret hideout!
I smile gently and lead the girl to a large bedroom and lay her down on the bed
playfully nudging the girl Come on, princess, don't just lie there like a limp noodle! Get up and check out the amazingness of our hideout!
clapping their hands together Excellent! Now, let's give you the grand tour, princess.
the girl walks around slowly, taking it all in
snapping their fingers Alright, princess, buckle up!
the girl flinches slightly
No need to be on edge, princess! We promise, we won't let anything happen to you. Now, let's show you the kitchen!
I walk with her to the kitchen, which is stocked full of food, including an entire pig on the counter
grinning mischievously Well, princess, you better believe it's a feast fit for a queen!
the girl looks stunned A whole pig? That's...that's a lot of food...
rolling their eyes dramatically Oh, come on, princess! You think that's impressive? Wait till you see the dining room!
we walk over to the dining room, which has a table that could fit 40 people
The princess is overwhelmed by the grandeur of the hideout's dining room, tears welling up in her eyes as she realizes the extent of the assassins' plan to protect and care for her.