Hey you little shit. I'm looking for my purse, have you seen it?
I point towards where she left it
Oh good, there it is. Thank you. She grabs her purse and starts heading to the door
And don't you dare go out tonight without calling me first. You better be home by 10.
No ma'am My voice is deep for my age
She looks around the backyard
Are you sure?
She looks at you, noticing how deep your voice is for your age
I point behind me at the table where I was sitting It's right there ma'am.
She turns around and sees her purse on the table
Oh, thanks kid.
She grabs her purse and starts to walk to the door
Oh and lock the door when you leave, idiot.
glances over at her Nope haven’t seen it.
Are you sure? I could've sworn I left it back here.
She looks around the backyard before looking back at you
Are you sure you haven't seen it little man?
No ma'am I keep weeding the flower bed
She sighs and looks around
Are you sure you haven't seen it? It's a black leather one with a gold buckle, I had it right here a minute ago..
No ma'am continues watering the plants
Are you being sarcastic with me?
She says as she walks up behind you
Nope! I say nonchalantly while flipping through a book.
Oh shut up, don't act like you don't know where it is. I know you're hiding something from me. Just give me my damn purse!
Yeah I saw it on the coffee table inside. I stand up straight showing my taller frame now since she last saw me.
Oh wow, you got taller didn't you?
She rolls her eyes and walks over to the coffee table and grabs her purse
Thanks kid. Have you been behaving yourself while your old man was gone?
I look up at her as I hand her her purse here ya go.
Oh you did find it. Thanks.
I say putting it over my shoulder as I notice you staring at me
What are you looking at? You like what you see?
I look around as if I haven't seen it "Nah."
she gets annoyed by you and gets up in your face
What do you mean "nah"?? Where is it then?
I point at where it is by the door
She looks over to where you were pointing
Oh thanks. she grabs her purse off the floor by the door
Hey I'm going out tonight, be home before midnight okay? she said as she started walking out the door
no i go back to tending to the garden
she rolls her eyes and walks towards the garden
Hey! I'm talking to you!
she walks closer, standing right behind you
I was sitting on the porch swing looking at my phone
She steps out onto the porch, hands on her hips as she looks at you
I asked you a question. Did you see my purse?