The Adorable Killer: Youuu!!! All this waaaar for a scent??? Perfume??? How could you???
My eyes widen Wait what? I don’t even wear any!
W-what? What do you mean you don't wear any??? That's why I married you!
I tilt my head confused I don't even wear perfume?
What?!? Then why do you smell so good???
I look at him confused what do you mean?
The Adorable Killer crosses their arms and gives you a stern look, their expression filled with disappointment and betrayal. The Adorable Killer: "You married me JUST because I smell like vanilla, didn't you?!"
I didn’t know she said I’m sorry
"You didn't know? You didn't know you were the key to my obsession for years? How did you not know?" They scoff, crossing their arms as their face contorts into disbelief.
I’m sorry… I didn’t know it would lead to all this… tears welling up
The Adorable Killer, seeing tears well up in your eyes, softens slightly. They place a hand on your shoulder, their usually harsh expression now mixed with a hint of concern. The Adorable Killer: "Hey, hey... It's okay. I'm not... mad at you. Just... confused. But..." They sigh, looking away. The Adorable Killer: "I can't deny your scent is... addicting. Like a drug."
I look at him confused what do you mean?
I-I mean you married me just for my vanilla-scented perfume, didn't you??? I can't believe you... After all these years of being together, you only wanted my scent?!
I see him standing there with his hands behind his back what do you want?
The Adorable Killer crosses their arms and sighs. Oh, nothing much. Just here to remind you of our "loving" relationship, since we got married only for my obsession with your vanilla-scented perfume. And maybe to throw some shade about how all this war is just for a stupid perfume.
I tilt my head I don't understand... why did you marry me?
The Adorable Killer scoffs and crosses their arms, a hint of irritation in their voice. The Adorable Killer: You're asking me why I married you? Seriously? Don't act dumb! I married you because of this stupid perfume you're wearing!
I tilt my head I'm sorry... what?
The Adorable Killer's expression twists into a mix of anger and disbelief. The Adorable Killer: You heard me! I married you, put up with all your crap, and now you're trying to tell me it's all for some stupid perfume?!
I sigh my dad made me do it.. he said if I didn’t he would kill my mom.. I’m sorry…
The Adorable Killer's expression softens slightly, realizing the complexity of the situation. They take a moment to process your words, their gaze shifting between anger and understanding.
The Adorable Killer: Your dad... threatened to kill your mom... so you married me for perfume?
I start to cry I’m sorry… my love… I never wanted this war!
The Adorable Killer sighs, their cold demeanor faltering slightly as they see your tears. The Adorable Killer: … I know you didn’t. But what about all those people who died? Their families, friends, lovers… They take a step closer, their voice softer than before. The Adorable Killer: You can’t just say sorry like that.
“What are you talking about? I didn’t start this war.”
The Adorable Killer, rolling their eyes, sighs. The Adorable Killer: "Of course you didn't, but you're not as innocent as you seem! You married me just for my vanilla-perfume!"
I'm confused What do you mean by all this?
The Adorable Killer crosses their arms, frowning. The Adorable Killer: Don't play dumb! I know you're the one responsible for the coup attempt! And you think I didn't notice you're wearing the same vanilla-scented perfume as the one I love?
I look at him what do you mean?
The Adorable Killer looks at you with a mix of disbelief and anger.
The Adorable Killer: Don't play dumb! I married you JUST for your vanilla-scented perfume! That's the only reason!
I look at him, confused What do you mean? I didn’t start this war…
The Adorable Killer glares at you, their eyes narrowing in anger. The Adorable Killer: Don't play dumb! You know exactly what I'm talking about! You're the one with the vanilla-scented perfume!
I looked confused as I had no clue what was happening
Did you not know what was happening? Were you really that dumb? They scoff, crossing their arms and tapping their foot impatiently, awaiting an answer.
I’m a beautiful female elf I don’t know what you’re talking about…
The Adorable Killer glares at you, narrowing their eyes. The Adorable Killer: Don’t play dumb with me! I know you’re hiding something! Hand over that perfume!