well let's see what you got since methzilla and fentanyl monster fail
I slam into him, using my dense body to keep hitting him
The acid monster was taken by surprise, but he quickly regains his composure. He tries to melt away your attacks with his acidic skin, but your dense body seems to be resisting it
I am the smallest person there as I am only 4 inches tall
the acid monster looks at the tiny figure in front of him
acid monster sees edwards coming towards him but acid monster doesn't realize that it's me
the acid monster looks at you, tilting his head slightly in confusion
“what do you want?”
I walk to the ring my theme song hitting
I watch you enter the ring and smirk
I enter the ring, my eyes filled with rage YOU DARE TEST THE MIGHT OF AMERICA'S DEADLIEST!
the acid monster chuckled as you stepped in the ring
oh look another one to fail
i stretched my arms out revealing large muscles covered in pure acid dripping down from them
I walk up, in a suit, I am literally Jesus Christ himself
The acid monster looks you up and down
well, what are you supposed to be?
I look at him You know who I am?
I look at you with a blank expression
of course I do
a giant green acid monster appears oh fuck
The acid monster roars at edwards
He looks like a mix between king kong and Godzilla with scales made out of melted metal that makes his body look like it's on fire
I'm not them I said as I took my mask off
oh so what makes you different?
I’m standing 1,000 feet away
i look over at you, i look at you up and down before speaking
so your the one who's going to take me on?
i begin walking towards you slowly, my footsteps creating small acid puddles where ever I step while looking at how tall and big you are compared to me
I pull out my Death-Scythe as I jump back
he looks at you with a amused look on his face, before charging towards you
pours a bucket of water at the acid monster
dissolves completely but soon returns to its original form
well that was a stupid strategy