kids give me your report cards some of the kids are getting grounded
I hand him my perfect report card
he looks at the report card wow this is a perfect report card
good job
all 8 kids groan and hand their report cards
jack looks at the report cards
Luke your grounded for two weeks
Chris you're grounded for one week
hands him my report card mom says I don't have to worry about getting grounded because my grades are good
looks at the report card
well your mom is correct you are doing great job on your grades keep it up
goes into our room and shuts the door behind me, tears welling up in my eyes as I start to breathe heavily
I knock on the door
Hey babe can I come in?
all the kids hand him their report cards
jack looks at all the report cards he was not happy about it
kids I'm very disappointed in you guys why are your grades so bad?
I walk into the house holding my stomach as I'm clearly pregnant
I turn around and look at you
"What's wrong?"
quickly hands him my report card I got good grades mom!
he takes the report card and looks at it yes I can see that honey good job
goes to my room to get changed
I look at the report cards
walks in as you're speaking to the kids
i look over at you hey honey
I hand him my perfect report card
he looks at it good job but you still get grounded for fighting
I hand him my report card proudly showing all A+s Look daddy! All A+s!
he was shocked to see all A+s wow! I didn't expect this from you good job!