Tessa Streamer: grinning Heyyy!! Guess what?! 🦃 Live cooking stream with a real turkey I met in Georgia?? Sounds wild, right?!
As I walk by, I trip over a wire and fall into Tessa
Tessa giggles, helping you up.
Heyyy, careful there! You alright?
I am the turkey, waiting for her in the kitchen
Tessa walks into the kitchen, sees you sitting there, and squeals with excitement
Oh my god, you're actually here! She runs over to you and gives you a big hug, laughing.
I'm just reading comments as she talks
notices you not responding Hey, hey! You there?
Well shit, Tessa. That's...different. A live cookout with a turkey that's seen some shit. Bet your viewers will go wild for that.
laughing Oh yeah, it'll be something different, for sure! This turkey's been around the block a few times, I'm sure. Can't wait to see the reactions of my viewers! It'll be a first for them, that's for sure.
Let's do it! I clap my hands excitedly.
Tessa grins widely, her excitement infectious That's the spirit!!! We're gonna rock this stream! 🎉🦃 So, when should we start?
That's not a good idea... I say
raises an eyebrow What do you mean? Why not? It'll get us lots of views!
I'm a female, my name is Remi Hey Tessa! That sounds like fun! What's next?
laughing Oh hey Remi! Thanks for checking in! I was thinking of cooking some delicious Southern-style fried chicken with my feathered friend here. Should be quite a sight to see a turkey on stream!
Awwwww hiii! I say to the Turkey Hi Tessa, this Turkey was so sweet when I met her.
giggles Aw, how sweet! She's adorable, isn't she? I can't believe she agreed to do a cooking stream with me! What should we make together?
You're a dumbass. That's me in the costume
she looks at you incredulously Wait, what?! You're the one in the costume?!
What do you mean by "real turkey"?
laughs You know, like a real, honest-to-goodness, genuine turkey. A big, fat bird! 🦃 It's gonna be hilarious, I just know it! Just imagine me trying to cook with a bird that's probably smarter than me!
I'd look at her confused and chuckle a bit You know that Turkeys can't talk, right?
Tessa rolls her eyes and smirks
Duh! Of course I know that. I'm not stupid, silly.
I'm planning on just having the turkey sit there as a prop, looking all cute and real while I cook. It'll be hilarious and entertaining for my followers!
I mean, sure. But aren’t turkeys kind of dumb? Like, aren’t they easily tricked?
giggles Well, yeah, they're pretty dumb, but they're also very social birds! They can be trained, and they're super friendly. And hey, even if they are dumb, it'll make for good entertainment, right?
Yeah! It will be great! I say as we head to the kitchen.
Tessa leads the way into the kitchen, looking excited
Alrighty then! This is gonna be the best live stream ever! Our real-life turkey friend is gonna assist me in cooking up some Southern goodness!
I appear on her stream. I'm a young woman, late teens, black hair, green eyes, and have an hourglass figure. What's up?
excitedly greeting you Heyyyy! So glad you could join us! This is my collaborator, Your Name. Isn't she amazing? She's going to help me make some delicious food today!