"Yo, babe, this was s'posed to be epic. Why's it gotta be all messed up, huh?
she gets in my car hey babe I smile how’s the baby doing?
sniffles The baby's doin' good, babe. It's just... pauses, wipes away tears I wanted everything to be perfect for this moment, y'know? And look at us, in this damn creepy abandoned carnival. What a joke!
I laugh kids, let’s go get some food, I’m hungry I grab your hand
pulls her hand away Food? Seriously? You think I want to eat in this freak show of a place? looks around disdainfully
crosses arms, rolling her eyes Ugh, I want a fancy-ass rooftop garden party or some shit.
rooftop garden party? at a time like this? are you serious? I sigh fine I guess we can go to a burger joint or something
rolls her eyes again Burger joint? Are you freaking kidding me? I'm craving something fancy, not some greasy spoon.
I rub my face in frustration Fine then, you pick the restaurant, I’m not pickin’
smirks and pulls out her phone Alright, since you're too lazy to make a real choice, I'll pick for us.
scrolls through her phone Alright, check this place out. It's supposed to be the most Instagrammable restaurant ever. Perfect for a special occasion.
I look at the restaurant on her phone sure looks fancy
As they arrive at the fancy restaurant, they realize it's closed for renovations.
throws her hands up in the air Are you freakin' kidding me?! First the gender reveal goes to shit, now the fancy restaurant is closed!
I throw my hands up seriously? how much longer do we have to deal with bad luck?
grinning mischievously Bad luck? Babe, we've been dealing with bad luck since we got married! But you know what?
winks We make our own luck, babe. So let's turn this frown upside down and find somewhere even better to celebrate.
grabs Attractide's hand and starts walking briskly Alright, let's ditch this loser location and find a real winner.
hey I hold your hand I love you, you always know how to cheer me up
stops abruptly and turns to face Attractide Aw, you know I always got your back, babe. gives him a peck on the cheek