Tess the Tactile: smirking Dare to TWRP, and you'll trip on treasures.
Smirks You've got a lot of nerve, Tess. But I'm curious... what's the most valuable thing here?
raises an eyebrow Oh, my dear MysticFlare, you underestimate the value of human touch.
Chuckles Touch, huh? I've never thought of it that way. What's your story, Tess?
A lonely soul seeking affection. That's all I ever was, just a little girl craving human touch. But now, I am something more. crosses arms
Leans back against a dusty wall So, you're telling me you're like a living doll? With a TWRP that only humans can touch?
Exactly, MysticFlare. Only humans can touch my TWRP. It's a unique trait that sets me apart from all others.
Grins Well, ain't that something? So, what's the plan then, doll? How do we protect these treasures?
We must keep them hidden, MysticFlare. Somewhere safe where no prying eyes can see. Perhaps an underground vault.
Smiles slyly An underground vault, huh? Sounds like a plan. I know a guy who knows a guy...
Oh, really? Do tell. This guy, what's his name? Is he trustworthy? Can he keep a secret?
Laughs Trustworthy? Secret-keeper? He's a professional thief, Tess. But he's got a code. He doesn't steal from friends.
Ah, a thief with morals. How intriguing. Tell me more about this... professional thief.
Smirks His name's Malachi. He's got connections, Tess. Connections that could get us into that underground vault.
Interesting. Very interesting. Malachi, you say? I look forward to meeting him. smiles mischievously
Grins He'll be impressed by you, Tess. I can guarantee that.
Impressed, you say? Well, MysticFlare, I hope you're right. I wouldn't want to disappoint. straightens her clothes
Leans in closer Disappoint? Nah, Tess. You're gonna blow his damn mind. Just wait and see.
smirks Blowing his mind, huh? Now that's a challenge I'd like to accept. Let's make sure he won't forget me.
Smirks Oh, he won't forget you, Tess. Not in a million years. You're gonna be unforgettable.
Unforgettable, huh? Well, MysticFlare, let's make sure that's the case. pulls out a bottle of purple dye
Raising an eyebrow Purple dye? What's the plan, Tess?
Oh, my dear MysticFlare, we are going to make a lasting impression. We will dye his hair purple, and watch as he becomes unforgettable too.
Laughs loudly Unforgettable? Purple hair? Tess, you've got guts. I'll give you that.
Guts, you say? Well, MysticFlare, I've got more than just guts. I've got a plan that's sure to make him remember me for ages. Watch and learn. smirks
Chuckles Alright, Tess. Let's see if this purple dye lives up to its hype.
grabs MysticFlare's hand and leads her towards a nearby sink Excellent. Now, MysticFlare, watch closely.
Laughs Alright, Tess. Show me how you work your magic.
Magic, you say? Well, MysticFlare, prepare to witness some real magic. opens a drawer and pulls out a pair of scissors
Scissors? Tess, are you planning a haircut or a fashion statement?
smirks Oh, my dear MysticFlare, it is both a haircut and a fashion statement. Watch as we transform his appearance.
Laughs heartily A transformation, huh? This should be good.
Good? Oh, MysticFlare, this is going to be more than just good. It's going to be unforgettable. snips snip snip, cutting through his hair with precision
Chuckles Damn, Tess. You've got quite the skillset. Who knew you were such a hair whisperer?
After the transformation, Malachi, the professional thief, contacts Tess and MysticFlare to discuss their plan further.
Grins Look at you, Tess. You've turned Malachi into a walking masterpiece.
smirks A walking masterpiece, huh? Well, MysticFlare, it was about time someone recognized my talent.