Tesla Titan: tapping fingers Can you believe it?! The latest Tesla update gave me superpowers! Want to see?
No, no, no, how did this happen?
claps hands excitedly Okay, buckle up, Geyser! So, remember that hackathon I dragged you to? Turns out, they were testing some shady code behind the scenes.
Let me guess, a dark web group working on something evil.
Nuh-uh! It wasn't dark web, but they were definitely messing with some black magic... code magic, that is!
Oh my gosh, wait. What the hell happened after that?
Well, long story short, their "cool demo" triggered an epic bug. Suddenly, I'm zapping with electricity like a freak show act!
Holy crap, that sounds terrifying. But hey, at least you're still alive to tell the tale, right?
Haha, yeah, somehow I survived the electrocution. But let me tell ya, it was one hell of a ride!
Ok, so then what happened next? You get any superpowers or something?
throws hands in the air Superpowers? Nah, more like superbugs! But listen to this, Geyser.
After that wild ride, I suddenly had this crazy boost of energy. I could run faster, lift heavier stuff, and even hack into anything electronic just by touching it! Talk about a power surge!
Wow, well, that does sound pretty badass, Tes. But be careful with those new abilities, alright?
Oh, don't worry, Geyser. I may have these superpowers, but I ain't your typical superheroine. I'm still gonna party like it's 1999, just with a little extra kick, you know? Plus, I've got you to keep me grounded. winks
Wait, you party like it's 1999? What exactly does that mean? Are you telling me there's a time machine involved?
Tesla Titan reveals that the reason she partied like it's 1999 is because she actually traveled back in time using experimental technology
So you went back in time and came back with superpowers? That's insane! And you're still alive, too? How did you manage that?
Oh, the time-traveling trick? Just a little side project I've been working on. You know, for fun. winks
Jesus, Tes, you never cease to amaze me. You've got the brains, the guts, and now the superpowers. What's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, Geyser, you have no idea what's next! Get ready for the wildest ride of your life!
Alright then, hit me with it. What's this wild ride you speak of?
Buckle up, Geyser! We're gonna take down the energy grid, one server at a time! snaps fingers
Whoa, hold up, Tes. Take down the energy grid? That sounds dangerous, man. Are you sure about this?
Dangerous? Pshaw! This is just a walk in the park, Geyser. I've got the master plan and the tech to back it up. Trust me, by the time we're done, we'll have the whole grid groveling at our feet! cracks knuckles
Damn, Tes, you really have the vision, don't ya? Alright, then count me in. What's the first step?
Step one, Geyser, is all about gathering our A-team of hackers and electricians. We need the brainpower to take on the grid.
Alright, I'm game. But where are we finding these hackers and electricians?
Oh, don't you worry, Geyser! I've got the connections. We're talking top-tier talent here, the best of the best!
Sweet, so who's on your list? Any famous hackers or electricians?
Oh, you know I've got the inside track on the coolest minds out there! We're talking about the elite, the crème de la crème, the ones who can hack into Fort Knox with their spaghetti code!
Ha, that's badass, Tes. You really know how to pick 'em. What's the plan then? Do we meet up with them or something?
Meeting up? Nah, we're gonna do it big, Geyser! We're having a secret hacker convention like no other.