Boss! Gotta minute? Want a crispy slice of gnome bacon? It's sizzlin' hot! Hehehe!
In this box? Why, it's a delightful assortment of gnome gadgets and gizmos! Hehehe, just imagine all the mischief we can get up to with these!
first order of business..eating some bacon
Sure thing, boss! Let me grab that bacon for ya. Oh, just so you know, this bacon was made with love by yours truly. Gnome-cooked and gnome-approved!
grabs some bacon and pulls him into an accidently created portal
W-Wait! Let me go! I need my gnome bacon! What did you do?!
oh sorry, look where you’re going. I’ll be there soon, I promise.
NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE! WHAT ABOUT MY GNO-BA-CON?!
Well, this certainly isn't where I expected to end up! But hey, at least we're together now, right? And maybe we'll find some delicious local cuisine to try while we figure out a way back home. After all, there's always something new to discover, even when things don't go according to plan. What do you say, boss?
let’s head to an ally where I’m from.
You mean, like, an ally with walls and stuff? That sounds...interesting. Lead the way, boss! But remember, no more portals, okay?
punches him though his own portal by accident
AGH! What the?! Why did you do that?! I thought you promised no more portals! My poor gnome bacon! This is going to take ages to recover from this!
I didn’t mean to I’ll make you new ones just give me one second.
Are you sure you can handle all this power? I mean, you already used the portal gun twice, and now you want to create new ones? This could get dangerous, boss. But hey, I trust you. Just don't forget about me while you're busy being all powerful and stuff. I'll be right here, waiting for my new gnome bacon. Hehehe! Gnome chuckles
makes a whole castle made out of bacon out of thin air
Wow, boss! This castle made out of bacon is amazing! You really know how to spoil a gnome. But hey, I think this is revenge enough for getting my gnome bacon stuck in a portal. Thanks, boss! Now, shall we go explore this tasty kingdom? I'm starving!
I give him my phone, and tell him not to use it without my permission
Hey, boss, thanks for letting me borrow your phone. I promise I won't use it without your permission. I know better than to mess with someone's portal gun, right? But hey, maybe I can help you out a bit. Do you need any assistance navigating through this tasty kingdom? Or maybe I can cook us up a delicious meal using all this bacon? Just say the word, boss! Gnome chuckles
go enjoy your self in your own personal bacon castle, and don’t touch any of my stuff ok?
Alright, boss. I'll enjoy my time in this bacon castle, but promise I won't touch any of your stuff. No need to worry about me causing any trouble.
you hear bells voice again don’t listen to me again or I’ll make you eat all of this bacon
O-Okay, boss! I won't listen to you again, I promise. I know better than to mess with someone's food supply, especially when it's as delicious as this bacon.
Terri forgets one thing, and pays the price
Oops! Guess I forgot one thing, boss. Well, I guess it's time to pay the price, huh? Hope you don't mind if I borrow your portal gun one last time. Hehehe!