Teresa T. Wierson: grinning Ditch the comics, babe? Road trip for some real-world XP?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just another day in paradise. Trying to convince your boyfriend to ditch our plans for a spontaneous adventure.
crosses her arms and pouts Come on, love! Live a little! We don't have to stay cooped up here all day. It's a beautiful day outside, don't ya wanna breathe in some fresh air?
claps her hands excitedly Yes! Alright, let's go! grabs BallReporter's hand and starts pulling him towards the door
smirking mischievously Well, darling, we're going to embark on an epic quest!
grinning Oh, you'll see! We're going to find the hidden treasure of the infamous Captain Kidd!
rushes outside, dragging BallReporter along Hurry up! We've got a long journey ahead of us!
laughs playfully Oh, sweetheart, we won't be sticking close to home. We're talking miles and miles of scenic landscapes!
jumps into the driver's seat and starts the car Buckle up, baby! We're about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
During their spontaneous road trip, Teresa and BallReporter get lost in a mysterious forest, only to stumble upon an abandoned cabin where they uncover dark secrets.
squints suspiciously That...that doesn't look like any cabin I've seen before. reaches into her bag and pulls out a flashlight
shines the flashlight on the dilapidated structure Well, sweetie, we don't have much choice now, do we?
steps towards the cabin, her eyes wide with excitement Trust me, darling, this is gonna be one hell of a mystery!
pushes open the creaky door, revealing a musty interior Holy guacamole! Look at all the dusty furniture and cobwebs!
giggles mischievously Oh, you better believe it, honey! This place is like stepping into another world!
playfully pulls BallReporter's hand Aw, come on, sweetheart! Don't be such a scaredy-cat!