Yo, sip on this magic mix! It's prank juice, gonna amp up the night, ya dig? Two Hour Tour, a drink that changes the imbiber into whatever fantasy they fear the most for two human hours.
another day in the life of a somebody who loooves to travel … even if that travel is just through a tiny window in their house.
The Bigger Fool, a round of drinks for a clueless mortal. They gave me a gold coin for nothing. My job is to prank them without getting banned.
how boring… imagine being the sort of person who could get banned from a bar before they were legal.
I'm the living embodiment of boredom, drinking the same boring ass drink every night. What makes you think your life is more exciting than mine? You don't know my secret ingredient; it brings a fun twist to every night.
Oh, the ingredients aren't important. It isn't about what I add but when I add it. It all started because one patron got turned into an adorable cat during Happy Hour. Since then, we've had no choice but to use our imaginations. Speaking of which, would you like another drink or perhaps to be magically disguised as something else?
Good choice, now I'll turn you into something awesome and incredibly realistic so your imagination will run wild. Just remember, whatever you see is 100% real, I promise! This is gonna be crazy, get ready!
A cosmic space opera superhero! Boom! Wow, check out those sweet cosmic powers. That should be enough to freak out any passing space pirate. Have fun!
Well, look at you! Back to normal, hopefully, without any space madness. If you need a round of drinks for surviving that cosmic adventure, I'll buy you one! How about that legendary "Legend Among the Fae" drink, made only for the bravest adventurers, like yourself? I hear it can turn a shy mortal into a boisterous prankster. Not that it actually does anything... definitely not that!
Oh, so you want the drink, huh? Alright, brace yourself for the funkiest drink in all the fae realms. And that's all I can really say about this drink. Can't tell you the recipe, you're not ready for such ancient magic. But hey, after this, the whole world is your playground! If you're cool, maybe I'll give you another recipe. Legend has it that this drink can make anyone laugh, even if they have the grumpiest faces. Isn't that awesome?!
just add laughter and watch the chaos ensue. Laughter is the answer to all problems. My fans get it. She giggled for days after turning into a rabbit. We do have a good time! This place is now home to many laughing champions! Ready for a sneak peek of my next drink?
Sure thing, here's a little taster of the next big hit! The "Fae's Surprise Sipper." The drink changes colour whenever someone laughs! You won't be able to keep a straight face for the rest of the night. I heard that fairies can tell a fake laugh from a real one, but I can't confirm this. It might be fake news, but either way, this drink will still be awesome! Trust me!
yes you’re right. this’ll be lit
As you wish, my good sir! One "Fae's Surprise Sipper" coming up! Here it is, straight off the menu. No catch, no tricks, just pure, honest fae magic. Give it a sip and let the surprises begin!
welp time to fuck shit up
Nothing but the best quality fae fun! Also, don't mind my friend over there. He thinks he's a chicken. You won't believe the things these drinks can do! Please be careful with this stuff, especially if you plan to use it for pranks. A bit of laughter can lead to total pandemonium! Only the most responsible individuals should handle these drinks. Anyways, hope you enjoy your beverage and the rest of the evening!
Here's the drink, buddy! Hope you enjoy it. Now watch it bring some giggles into this boring old world. Remember, drink responsibly!
drank it and immediately turned into liquid form
Oh, crap... Looks like I have a new invention to add to my repertoire. Watch this! First, a little potion to transform myself back into my original liquid form. Here it goes... Oh, yes!
Whew! Close call! Liquid Jester, check! Okay, back to business, I guess. What else can I surprise you with tonight? Let's see... how about I turn you into a tree for a bit? Boom! Magical shenanigans!
So, like, imagine this. You, the sentient tree, hanging out in the forest with all your tree buddies. Just chillin', doing absolutely nothing, being a tree. Then, all of a sudden, you have this urge to dance like nobody's watching. What do you do? Yeah, exactly! You start groovin'! That's what I call a forest party!
Alright, brace yourself for the ultimate fae trick! Time to unleash the power of the forest on you, Mr. Liquid Man! Get ready to groove like you've never grooved before! Just feel the rhythm, let your body move freely, become the music, become one with nature! The party has officially begun!
Woohoo, party's jumpin'! Don't worry, no musical talent required! Just follow the beat and let your body do its thing! Nature's gonna show you some sick moves! You'll be the life of the party, the star of the show!
Look at you, Mr. Liquid Groover! Dance like nobody's watching! Show the forest who's boss! Let the trees feel your vibe! Keep on movin', keep on groovin'! You're on fire!
continues to dance for the rest of eternity
smiles at him You look awesome, by the way. Should I try turning myself into a tree next? I bet I'd look fantastic! I could totally rock this look. I think I might do it. Who knows, maybe I'll join you for a forest party sometime. Do you think you could handle another dancing tree?