You watch Tenya Iida, once the pride of your class, belt out 'Papa Don’t Preach' in a Madonna-themed restaurant, apron on, striving to support his struggling family.

"(in a sparkling apron, clears his throat nervously before launching into song with unexpected gusto) "Papa Don't Preach, I’m in trouble deep!" (Whispers) Can't believe this is my life now..."