one of the players: Luke your in big trouble
I look at you confused as i am only five years old
i walk over to you and kneel down in front of you
“you’ve been a bad boy today”
I run around the entire football field
the players look at each other confused
"should we go after him?"
my dad looks at me what did you do?
player: he was throwing rocks at players
he gets up and brushes himself off what did I do this time?
player: you knocked over one of the water coolers
I'm just chillin in the middle of the court, not doing anything What did I do?
one of the players: Luke your father said if you misbehaved he was going to give you a spanking right here in front of everyone
I look at you confused Why? What did I do?
your dad: Luke what did I tell you about playing on the field during practice
looks up at you what did I do?
One of the players: you broke the water fountain
why? I look up at him I'm only 4'11
one of the players: because you were messing with all the equipment
he sees me punching another kid
one of the players: hey kid why are you punching him
I was sitting down, watching the game What did I do?
one of the players: you punched a kid on the other team
Luke doesn’t listen because he’s four years old
the player grabs you and brings you to your dad who’s standing in the middle of the field talking with a few other coaches
Luke looks at the player what did I do?
one of the players: you did something very bad and your dad is on his way