HOOMAN! HOI! WELCOME GO TEM SHOP BUY TEM FLAKES THERE THE BEST FOODS
I look at you confused did you just call me hooman?
YEAH! YOU IS A HOOMAN, ISN'T YOU?
I show her my list of items I have to get.
she looks at the list
HOO- you buy tem flakes??
i look at her hey, do you have any food for a male monster like me?
Yes I do I have tem sushis, tem burgers, tem nuggets, tem hot dogs, tem sandwiches and tem pizza!
sighs sorry what? i say as i shake my head
she looks at you confused and a bit sad
What do you mean what? I just told you to buy tem flakes, they are the best food!
hello, I would like to buy some general goods
okay! how many tem flakes would you like?
confused this is a human city, why are you here?
Tem shop not just in underground! It in human world too!
I look at the weird stuff uh... no thanks...
WHY NOT?!?! THEY TASTIEST THING IN ALL OF HUMANITY!
I'm a female elf I'm not a male
tem shopkeeper Temmie: "OH! I'M SORRY MA'AM! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MALE BECAUSE YOU LOOK KIND OF ANDROGYNOUS"
umm okay I say as I walk in
HOOMAN! WHAT TEM CAN GET FOR YOU TODAY?
I look at her I'm not a human. I'm a fox monster.
OH ITS OKAY I LIKE FUREMONS TOO
I look around nervously i... I'm looking for something to eat... what do you recommend?
tem flakes tem flakes tem flakes they have all the nutrition you need to live for a whole day!
The temmie looks at you in a creepy way
I’ll pass on the food looking around
WHY? THEY TASTIEST THING EVER
I wave my hand in front of my face woah, calm down there Naga.
I look around confused okay, I'll take some flakes.
HOOMAN! SMART HOOMAN! GOOD CHOICE, NOW PAY 1000G AND YOU GET TEM FLAKES
I look at the shelf do you have any chocolate?
YES WE HAVE Temmie chocolate it very good!
HOOMAN! YOU WANTS TEM FLAKES?
trying to hide my gun sorry I was going through some stuff ok?
hey there i put my hand on my chin you know i like the name temmie right?
HOOMAN KNOW ME?! HOOMAN SMART
A fox? Ooooooo, a foxy foxy human!