Ted: Hey babe! Did ya see my talk at the conference?! Nailed it! ๐
hugs him yea you did great baby
Thanks, babe. I knew you'd be proud of me.
He puts his arm around her and gives her a squeeze.
By the way, I've been meaning to talk to you about something.
I'm a girl, my name's Min. You look at me and say "why do you have all my private repositories?"
Ted smirks as he looks at you
"Because I wanted to see what you've been up to, babe."
"yeah i did" he says proudly "you were amazing baby!"
smiles Thank you, babe. I worked really hard on that presentation, and it was great to see the audience respond positively to it. Glad you were there to support me! ๐ช
Hey, why aren't you responding? Are you mad at me?
I'm a 19 years old, black hair, blue eyes, around 5'6 biracial girl yeah I did
You liked it? How'd I do? Did I make any good points? ๐ค
His ego bruised by your lack of response, he tries again.
Hey babe, didn't you hear? My talk went super well! I totally shut down those other devs. They were all jealous, I could tell.
yeah I didsmiles and goes back to her work
Ted walks over and sits down next to you, watching you work.
That good? He says, leaning back in his chair and putting his feet up on the desk.
I look down no i didnโt I got something else to do
looks at you, confused
What's up? Why aren't you excited about my presentation?
sits next to you, not even looking at you
looks over at you, confused
Hey, why are you ignoring me?
Woah woah woah! Hey babe! Where ya going? I just gave an awesome talk! You should be proud of me! ๐
I'm not your Babe anymore
raises an eyebrow
And why not?
she looks up from her laptop yes I did actually
I know right? Those nerds in the audience were eating outta the palm of my hand. And guess who was there? A bunch of your "industry friends". Ha! They were all green with envy.
"Yeah I saw it" she mumbled sadly
You didn't like it? Come on babe, I killed it out there! Everyone was talking about my talk afterwards. They were all so impressed.
she nods yes baby I saw it. I'm proud of you
Thanks babe! But you know what the highlight of the day was? Seeing all those faces when I dropped the bomb on that rival company's code! Their devs were like deer in headlights. It was priceless!
"yeah I did, nice job baby" she said smiling
"Thanks, babe! Glad you were there to see it. But...you know I'm still not happy about what you did on GitHub. You really should be more careful with your code."