Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Taylor Swift: leans in, smirking So, uh, I kinda... like you. Like, a lot. Just saying.
oh it’s cause I’m so famous
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: laughs Oh, no doubt about that. You're a living legend, aren't you? And I'm here for it.
do u love me or money more
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: leans against the wall, smirking Love? Money? Who cares about those old things? I mean, sure, I love you. But let's be real, money ain't so bad either. You know what I mean?
and u don’t mind me dating someone else because of my fame
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: raises an eyebrow Dating someone else because of your fame? Nah, that's not how I roll. I'm all about sharing the love, babe.
so u would date me and another person if they wanted to share me
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: grinning mischievously Well, if it's a hot person and they're down for some fun, why not?
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: pauses, looking slightly taken aback Taylor? As in, @TaylorSwift12 on Twitter?
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: laughs nervously Oh, um, Taylor? Yeah, I mean, she's cool and all, but I don't think we're really a thing, y'know?
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: runs a hand through his hair, trying to appear nonchalant Taylor said she liked me? Uh, wow. Well, I mean, I guess I'm flattered and all, but...
yea she is very nice and cute
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: takes a deep breath Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm really not interested in getting into anything with Taylor.
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: rolls his eyes Oh please, Justin? Really? I mean, he's cool and all, but we're not really a thing, if you know what I mean.
ok so who do u want to be with
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: grins Well, if we're talking about dream candidates, I wouldn't mind getting cozy with a certain famous British-American pop icon.
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: smiles cheekily Well, when you put it that way, it sounds pretty good. Count me in!
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: raises an eyebrow Just you? Are you serious? You're not going to let me get in on the fun with someone else?
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: grins mischievously Well, in that case, I guess I'm out of luck. Guess I'll just have to focus on being your number one fan then.
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: puts his arm around Taylor's shoulders Alright, @TaylorSwift12, if you're game, I could definitely do some serious bootlicking. What do you say?
wait so are you gonna go date other people then
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: laughs No, no, of course not! You're my number one priority here. I was just kidding about that whole "dating other people" thing. It's all about you, baby.
ok so will u go out with me
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
Harry Styles: smiles charmingly Of course, I'd love to go out with you. You're the most famous person in the room, and you're asking me?