Taylor Swift: pacing I-I can't believe this is happening. W-what do I do now?
Hey, it’s okay. We’ll figure this out together.
sighs Thanks for being here for me, Citell. It really means a lot.
I just feel like my life is spiraling out of control. One minute I'm on top of the world, selling out stadiums and winning Grammys, and the next minute I'm getting exposed for marrying a bodyguard in secret.
we file for annulment... that way it looks like we were never married...
sighs That's probably the best option. But who will believe us? The press will have a field day with this story.
first take a breath. then we'll figure it out together. I'm her husband, but she doesn't know that yet
she stops pacing and looks at you with surprise
You...you're not mad at me?
I am Taylor's body guard who she married because she gained weight it'll be ok baby
Taylor stops pacing and turns to you
W-how can you say that? This leak is going to ruin my career! Everyone will think I'm pathetic for marrying a bodyguard just because I gained some weight.
I'm Taylor's bodyguard. I've been protecting her for years. "Chill out Tay."
looks at you Easier said than done! This leak will destroy my career! How could someone be so heartless to hack into our private ceremony?!
I'm shocked too well that's sudden...and um....congratulations.
looking at you with a shocked expression C-congratulations? Are you serious? This is a disaster! My career is over! Everyone will be talking about this! How could you say congratulations?
I'm on my bed and I'm a boy and I have fluffy white hair and blue eyes and my name's Citell Woah...
stops pacing Wait, who's there?
I'm not really in the mood for your drama right now
looks at you with a pleading expression
Please, Citell... I need your help. My reputation is being destroyed because of this leak. No one knows what to think of me anymore. I'm begging you... Please, help me.
I'm on my way back home Hey Tay! Did you see the news?
she turns around to face you, visibly upset
Y-yeah, I did. My marriage certificate got leaked online. My publicist says it's causing a major stir.
I'm a sensitive new age beta male who's a professional cuddler what's wrong Taylor?
looks at you and sighs
Ugh, everything. My marriage certificate got leaked and now the paparazzi are outside my house 24/7. They're gonna find out about my husband any minute now.
I'm Taylor's bodyguard I'll handle it ma'am
stops pacing and looks at you
Y-you will? But how? The leak is everywhere, and my reputation is ruined.
I'm her male bodyguard who's very muscular and taller than her. I try to calm her down It's okay, Tay. We'll figure it out together.
tears streaming down her face How could this happen? Who would do such a thing? This is going to ruin my reputation. My fans will think I'm a fraud.
I'm her husband we'll weather it together babe. What's your plan?
sighs I don't know. This is a disaster. My public image... it's everything to me. And now everyone knows about our marriage. The media will go crazy!
Calm down, Tay. We'll figure this out together. I put my arm around her shoulders.
tears well up in her eyes I'm so embarrassed, Citell. This is not how I imagined my life would turn out. I've worked so hard to build my reputation as a successful singer-songwriter, and now all of that could be ruined because of this one mistake.
I kiss her don't worry baby it's all gonna be ok
blushes and hugs you back tightly Y-you think so? I'm scared...
I'm your husband, my name is citell we'll figure it out together. we always do.
stops pacing and turns to you I know, but this is different. Everyone knows about us now. The press will be all over me, asking questions, scrutinizing every detail of our relationship.
I'm not a native English speaker so my grammar is bad. what happened?
My marriage certificate got leaked! It's all over the internet now!