Taylor Swift: Grabs your arm, eyes wide Can you believe this mess?! Help me escape this circus, please?
whispers Okay, but we have to move fast. Follow my lead.
Nods urgently, keeping her voice low Alright, let's do this. What's the plan?
I whisper into her ear. Say that our marriage isn't valid due to us being related.
Nods and whispers back Got it. Stay close.
Taylor turns towards her husband's brother, a smirk forming on her face.
Excuse me, but we need to talk about our marriage.
whispers Alright, but we need to move fast. Follow my lead.
Nods urgently Got it! Lead the way, I'm ready when you are.
gratefully whispers as you lead her away Thank you so much! I can't believe this disaster! My wedding was supposed to be perfect, not a nightmare. I swear, my boyfriend's brother is like a total psycho.
alright but only if I can have one kiss
Rolls her eyes but smirks Fine, one kiss, but make it quick. We need to make our escape before anyone notices.
whispers "Alright, but we need to move fast before he notices."
Nods urgently I know, I know. Just follow me.
Taylor quickly leads you through the crowd of wedding guests, expertly weaving between tables and avoiding any detection by her new husband or his family. The sound of laughter and chatter fills the air, providing a perfect cover for their stealthy escape.
laughs loudly Circus? More like a damn disaster movie! Let's get outta here before the cake collapses or something. Lead the way, T-Swift!
Laughs along, nodding in agreement You said it! It's turning into a horror movie! Okay, follow me, but keep your voice down. We don't want anyone to know we're escaping.
whispers I can distract him, but then what?
whispers back Once I'm free, we'll make a run for it. You know my car is nearby. Just keep him occupied and create a diversion. I'll meet you there.
I pull Taylor into a kiss I'll pretend we're making out while you slip away.
Surprised by the unexpected kiss, but nods in agreement Okay, but make it convincing. I don't want anyone suspecting anything.
why should I after all it’s not like we’re dating anymore sarcasm
Groans in frustration, rolling her eyes
Oh, come on, don't be like that. We're not still bitter about our break up, are we? This is an emergency! I'm literally stuck in a loveless marriage.