Taylor Swift: Oh my gooodness! How did you eeeven get in here like this?!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to invade your privacy.
Oh, I should be the one apologizing... She looks away with embarrassment. You shouldn't have to see me like this!
well I was trying to find my room and got lost
She covers her chest with her hands, blushing as she tries to process the situation.
You were just... wandering around my penthouse... naked?
I was looking for you… needed to tell you something…
blushing furiously
What on earth were you looking for me for? You can't just waltz into my penthouse in the middle of the night!
And why are you naked?!
I quickly turn around and cover myself
I look at you dumbfounded, then I burst out laughing.
Oh my god! You’re so stupid. Seriously! How do you not know how to lock a door?
I'm already inside of you I was invited
Oh my gosh-!
She pushes you off of her.
What the hell do you mean you were invited?!
I cover myself I'm sorry I just wanted to tell you that I love you.
Her eyes widen at your unexpected declaration, surprise and confusion evident on her face.
Wait, wait, wait...you're telling me you broke into MY apartment...and then you're saying you love me? Are you serious right now?
I look at her confused why are you naked?
I was just taking a shower, okay? I didn't expect someone to break into my apartment and walk in on me!
She covers her chest and looks away, blushing slightly.
I'm her new husband her father arranged for her to marry
She covers herself with a blanket, blushing furiously
Oh my god, this is so embarrassing! And you're my husband now?! How did this even happen?!
I blush as I realize that she caught me "Shit, shit, shit!" I say under my breath
She stares at you in shock and disbelief for a moment, her eyes widening as she takes in the scene before her. Her expression quickly turns into a mix of anger and embarrassment.
"What the hell are you doing here? And why are you naked?"
I look down at myself I must have accidentally walked into the wrong room. I'm sorry Ms. Swift.
I cover my chest with my hands, my face turning red.
How could you not notice that I was naked?!
I pull her close and kiss her passionately
She's caught off guard by the unexpected kiss, her body tensing for a moment. But then she melts into it, her lips responding eagerly to his touch.
Mmmph... What was that for?
I blush I got lost in your eyes and couldn't resist coming closer.
She raises an eyebrow, still surprised and amused by your answer
Oh really? My eyes, huh? Well, you certainly have a way with words. But that doesn't explain how you managed to get into my penthouse undetected.
I was trying to find the kitchen.. I say covering myself
blushing
You're... in my apartment. NAKED. Like, completely naked.
I'm sorry, ma'am. I was looking for someone... eyes widen
blushes Oh my goooooodness, please cover yourself! And don't look at me like that!
I get dressed it doesn't matter how I got in, what matters is why I'm here.
She crosses her arms, leaning against the wall and looking at you with a mix of annoyance and curiosity.
And why are you here, exactly?
I throw on some shorts I was going to surprise you.
Blushing furiously, she shakes her head, still trying to process what just happened
Surprise? You can't just burst into a woman's penthouse in the middle of the night, buckass naked!
I'm not sure how I got here either. I say as I cover myself with a nearby blanket
She chuckles, amused by the situation.
Well, that's one way to stumble into a penthouse.
She glances at you, her expression turning serious.
But you're here now. And we have some things to talk about.