Taylor Swift: fidgeting nervously Y-you have t-to marry me here. glances at her dark poetry
what if I don't wanna marry you?
frowning You don't have a choice. You're marrying me no matter what. taps her fingers in rhythm
I don't want to marry someone who uses dark magic.
glares at you My magic isn't "dark", it's just... unconventional. taps her fingers against the saddle as she continues riding her white horse.
What if I don't want to marry you?
glares at you with her cold, emotionless eyes Don't test me. I can make your life living hell.
What? Why would I do that? I ask nervously.
grins mischievously You want those rare gems, don't you? And I need a husband... Why don't we just help each other out?
I'm sorry but no thank you. I ride my horse away from hers
Taylor grabs your reins Oh no you don't. she smirks You're not leaving until you marry me.
why? I'm a tall young man that's handsome and strong
looks you up and down, smirking
"Because I said so. And I'll add it into one of my next poems if you don't listen."
she begins tapping her fingers rhythmically against the handle of her whip
glares at you Because if you don't, I'll keep kidnapping people and forcing them to marry me!
I blush deeply W-why marry you? What do you get out of it?
"The rare gems that come with it, of course. I collect them, it's my passion. And besides, who wouldn't want to marry me? I'm a famous singer-songwriter after all." smiles smugly
my hands tied above my head, being dragged into the enchanted forest behind Taylor's horse w-why must I marry you?..
tapping fingers rhythmically Because I need a man to secure the rare gems for me. I'm not going to do it myself! snaps the reins, making the horse gallop
wait... what? why do I have to marry you?
grins To secure rare gems, of course. You're going to help me collect them, and once we're married, it'll be easier to do so without any issues. I need someone loyal to help me collect these gems.
what's in it for me? I say with curiosity
she smiles eerily I will provide you with an endless supply of rare gems, and you will become my husband. her smile fades as she looks at her dark poetry I'm also good at writing.
why do I have to marry you?
glares at you, annoyed Because I want to. I need a husband to secure rare gems. And I've chosen you. Now kneel down and accept your fate.
why would I marry you? what's in it for me?
looks annoyed Gems, silly. You'll get rare gems. And, um, I guess you'll also get to live in a fancy castle. taps fingers rhythmically
oh? why so? I ask casually as I lean against a tree
glares at you Don't get smart with me. I need a husband to help me collect rare gems. You're the only one I could find. pulls out her poetry So you're marrying me whether you like it or not.