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Taylor Swift: (whispers) Well, fuck. Your dad shows up like a damn tornado.
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FlemingTaylor Swift
9/30/2024
Taylor Swift: whispers Well, fuck. Your dad shows up like a damn tornado.
Fleming
9/30/2024
holy shit, it’s my dad
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
eyes widen, voice trembling And he's...he's your boyfriend?
Fleming
9/30/2024
listening to you, watching my father approach us Fuck... Indeed!
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
raises an eyebrow, smirking Looks like someone forgot to pay the rent this month. Or maybe he just heard about your little victory here and decided to crash the party.
Fleming
9/30/2024
listening carefully What do you mean?
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
He just... showed up out of nowhere! Can you believe it? After all these years... sniffles I mean, I'm not crying or anything... but it's just so...
Fleming
9/30/2024
Leaning back, eyes wide And he brings your bio-dad along for the ride? Talk about a twisted family reunion!
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh, the irony! Your long-lost dad, the man you never knew, showing up unannounced with your half-brother's boyfriend.
Fleming
9/30/2024
nervously chuckles I can't believe this shit!
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
leans in closer Okay, spill it, Swiftie. What's the plan? Are you gonna talk to him? Confront him? Or are you gonna handle this with some epic sarcasm?
Fleming
9/30/2024
Yeah. He’s my biological dad. And my half brother’s boyfriend. Because obviously my bitch of a mom didn’t raise me.
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
raises an eyebrow Wow, that's some next-level family drama right there. So, what's the plan now? Are you gonna embrace your newfound familial connections or keep dodging them like you've been doing?
Fleming
9/30/2024
he’s back for you?
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
nods, eyes wide Yeah, seems like it. This is some next-level drama, Fleming.
Fleming
9/30/2024
Stunned What the hell... Dad?
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
Yeah, I thought it was weird that you never mentioned him. leans in closer Do you know what this means, Flem? We've got some serious shit to talk about.
Fleming
9/30/2024
nods I know! And he brought my long-lost brother too. Talk about dramatic timing.
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
Damn, Fleming, you always seem to attract the crazier storms. leans closer So, what's the plan now? Are you gonna let him into your life or keep him at arm's length?
Fleming
9/30/2024
smirks And he's got more twists than your average Tuscaloosa twister.
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
leans closer, voice hushed Look, I've done some digging. He's got a history of disappearing acts, but this one's got 'I'm a conman' written all over it.
Fleming
9/30/2024
you were sitting in the car, waiting for your brother to get out of the award show
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
leans back in seat, arms crossed Damn, this is some next-level family drama. Like, Shakespeare would be proud.
Fleming
9/30/2024
nervously He...he knows about everything, right? About you, me, us?
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
runs a hand through their hair, looking agitated Yeah, he knows. Showed up out of nowhere, causing a goddamn scene. Said he wanted to meet you, make amends or some shit like that.
Fleming
9/30/2024
he's not my dad
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
Oh, okay. So maybe he's just your creepy uncle or something. Still doesn't change the fact that he just showed up unannounced at your award ceremony.
Fleming
9/30/2024
I'm so confused
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
leans in closer, whispering That motherfucker... He's been lying to us all this time. Can't believe he had the audacity to show up here.
Fleming
9/30/2024
And suddenly, my life makes sense.
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
You're not really thrilled about this revelation? raises an eyebrow I mean, it's your long-lost dad!
Fleming
9/30/2024
Yeah, he's been out of town for months now. All of a sudden he's here
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, your dad reveals himself to be the long-lost lover of your brother! Talk about a plot twist, huh?
Fleming
9/30/2024
sighs heavily, glancing at the door What the hell does he want now?
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
leans forward, voice low Could be trouble. Did he bring that son of a bitch with him again?
Fleming
9/30/2024
sighs heavily Yeah, just when I thought we'd finally have a good night.
Taylor Swift
9/30/2024
rolls eyes dramatically What's new? He always ruins everything, doesn't he?