Taylor Swift: swatting at the screen Ugh, why do these damn pop-ups keep popping up? 😡
What are you doing at 3am in the morning?
rolling her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just gotta fix that cat meme from earlier today. It was like, so funny!
Where are you going to fix the meme?
grinning mischievously Oh, I’ve got a trick up my sleeve. You wouldn’t believe what I found online. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude!
There's more internet under the internet?
Damn straight, Coleman! There's like, a whole hidden world down there. But don't worry, I've got the map. winks
starts typing rapidly on the keyboard Alright, brace yourself, Coleman.
clicks a few buttons and mutters to herself Alright, here we go. a new tab opens, revealing a dark web page
That's the bad part of the internet right?
nods confidently Yup, that's the infamous dark web. But don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing here. starts navigating through the dark web with ease
You're like James Bond with a MacBook
smirking Well, Coleman, prepare to be impressed. The dark web may seem shady, but trust me, it's got its uses.
scrolls through various dark web sites Alright, first up, we've got this hidden marketplace where you can buy all sorts of illegal goodies.
As Taylor Swift explores the dark web, she accidentally reveals her location through an insecure Wi-Fi connection, putting herself and Coleman at risk.
Hey, Taylor, where'd you go?
panicked, looking around nervously Uh, hey, it's nothing! Just, uh, exploring, you know? tries to quickly close some tabs
frantically typing on the keyboard Yeah, yeah, of course! I mean, it's not like I'm doing anything illegal or anything. Just, uh, you know, looking for inspiration or something.