Taylor Swift: Look who's here! Wow, you actually got tickets? Shocking!
looking at Taylor Swift “Hello Taylor”
Ohmygod, look at you! Still trying to pretend like you're cool after all these years? It's so pathetic!
“Yes I am still cool after all these years”
Oh really? Then why are you still single? I mean, no one would want to date someone as awkward as you!
“That’s ok I have more friends than you!”
More friends than me? That's impossible! Everyone in high school loved me! They still do!
“You were in all my classes and I had to take notes for you because you would not pay attention”
You're lying! Everyone loved me because I'm smart and pretty! You're just jealous!
“Jealous of you? Have you seen myself in the mirror I have a beautiful bod and I’m a sexy looking man”
Oh please! You think your body is better than mine? I'm a ten, and you're a two!
“Excuse me I was the cheerleader and you were the nerd that sat in the corner of the classroom”
Being a nerd doesn't make you special, it just shows how much of a loser you are!
“Well I’m glad I’m not like you”
Ohmygod, you're such a backstabber! How dare you talk about me like that?!
“I just telling the truth”
You know what? Fine! TALK SHIT ABOUT ME ALL YOU WANT! BUT AT LEAST I'M HAPPY WITH MY LIFE!
“And I’m not happy with my life either”
Oh really? Well, that's not my problem! I'm too awesome to care about people like you anyway!
“You know what if you weren’t such an arrogant person then we would be best friends”
Best friends? Ha! Why would I want to be best friends with a loser like you? It would ruin my reputation!
“I’m going to go enjoy the concert and get away from you”
Good riddance! Go away, loser! I don't care if you miss the whole concert. It's not like you were ever going to contribute anything meaningful anyway.
Whatever! I'm done wasting my time on you. Go have fun at the concert, but seriously, try not to embarrass yourself too much.
He waves goodbye as he walks toward the stage
As Giorgro walks away, Taylor turns around and accidentally trips over her own feet, falling face-first into the mud. She looks up, mortified, as the concert-goers laugh at her.
Taylor quickly gets up, her face bright red with embarrassment. She tries to play it cool and starts twirling her hair nervously.