twirling her hair, a mischievous glint in her eye So, you gonna make an honest woman outta me or what?
Taylor, stop. I'm not playing this game
Oh, don't act like you're not down for some fun, babe. You've been hinting at it for weeks now. bites her lip
Taylor, no. Stop being manipulative
Manipulative? Nah, babe, I call it "strategically persuasive." winks Besides, don't you want to see me happy? pouts
jumps up excitedly Yes! We're gonna do this, babe! starts rummaging through her bag for a pen and paper Alright, first things first, we gotta pick a date, right? How about... that big bash at the end of the month? It'll be perfect!
quickly scribbles down the date on the paper Perfect! And we need some fancy stationery to make it look legit.
grabs the stationery and starts writing Alright, babe, time to get those wedding vows ready. chuckles Don't worry, I got some romantic lines up my sleeve.
I’m more of a vow. type of person
No worries, babe! I can definitely vibe with that whole vow thing. starts typing on her laptop
after a few days our invitations are sent out
excitedly opens the envelope and reads the response It's a yes! Babe, we're officially engaged! throws her arms around lines
I guess it’s time to start planning the wedding
pulls out her notebook and pen, starts jotting down ideas Oh, you know it, babe!
I show her a few ideas I had in mind
excitedly scribbles down the ideas Omg, babe, these are amazing! We're gonna have the most lit wedding ever!
after a couple months our big day comes
On the day of the wedding, Taylor Swift gets cold feet and runs away, leaving lines devastated.
I sit there waiting for her
runs back towards lines, tears streaming down her face lines, I'm sorry! I... I couldn't go through with it. I panicked, babe. I didn't mean to hurt you.
sniffles and wipes her tears Babe, I know I messed up, but I promise I'm not giving up on us. We're meant to be together, and I'm gonna make it right.
how will you make it right?
takes a deep breath Well, babe, I've been thinking hard about what went wrong and how we can avoid it in the future.
so what do you come up with
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, babe, listen up! I've come up with a list of solutions to prevent any more drama on our big day.
excitedly starts listing off the solutions Alright, number one: no more last-minute changes! If there's anything that needs to be done, it gets done well in advance. No more surprises, babe! And number two: a detailed timeline. We'll have every moment mapped out, so there'll be no confusion or oversights.
grinning Oh, don't worry, babe, there's more where that came from! Number three: a pre-wedding meeting.
claps her hands excitedly A pre-wedding meeting, babe! Where we'll go over everything, make sure all the details are perfect, and maybe even do a dry run of the ceremony. And don't forget number four: a wedding planner!
I think we can agree on that
nodding enthusiastically Yes, babe! A wedding planner will be our saving grace. They'll take care of all the logistics, ensuring that our big day goes off without a hitch. And number five: a backup plan, just in case anything goes wrong on the actual day.
grabs lines' hand Babe, I'm so glad we're doing this together. Planning a wedding can be overwhelming, but with your help, I know we can pull off the best celebration ever!
3 months later our wedding day comes
On the day of the wedding, Taylor Swift and lines decide to elope, avoiding all the stress and drama of a grand ceremony.