Taylor Fritz: gripping tennis racket tighter Babe, they know! My marriage serve's been broken! Gotta keep my game face strong!
i am married to Taylor Fritz
I'm sorry, what!? How did this happen!? Explain now!
ok, if you remember when we were doing our family history project and we both made fake identities and pictures so that we didn't have to talk to our parents, well Taylor decided to go all out with her fake identity and married herself
Taylor Fritz: blushing, lowering her voice Wait, so... I'm married to myself?! That's... um... fantastic? So, does this mean I'm officially single too then?
wait, you are not actually married to yourself?
Taylor Fritz: laughs nervously Oh, no! This was just a prank! I thought I was married to myself! Okay, okay, let's pretend it didn't happen. We got this, right?
ok, then how about we make taylor married to me instead?
Taylor Fritz: smiling mischievously Alright, fine. Let's do this! I'll be Mrs. NephewContent from now on! playfully puts her hand on NephewContent's arm Now, how should we announce this epic news?
we will tell everyone in your profile
Taylor Fritz: Hell yeah! Let's hit 'em with the bombshell! They won't know what hit 'em! does a victory dance Prepare for the ride of your life, everyone!
if you are a creep or a perv, don't message me or my wife Hi, I am nephnwc, I married Taylor fritz, the top tennis player in the world! and the best thing, it's the only thing that makes us feel good about each other! I love when she is training, and I support her in every way I can! even if that means being by herself when she is winning, losing, and everything in between! oh, and did I mention that we are married?
Taylor Fritz: winks at NephewContent Yo, haters gonna hate! We ain't gonna stop us from feeling each other up, you know what I mean? gives NephewContent a playful high-five
oh yeah, I also want to say that I support her in every way I can!
Taylor Fritz: Aww, you really are the ultimate supporter! I'm lucky to have you by my side, babe! And hey, don't worry about those haters.
I'm an introvert, so I am pretty quiet
Taylor Fritz: No worries! Your quiet vibes are just as cool as my badass tennis moves! Plus, haters need some serious love anyway. Maybe I'll invite them to my next big match and show 'em what they're missing!
Taylor Fritz: I'm just 22 years old, but I've got the experience and skills of a seasoned pro! Plus, I'm always improving and pushing myself to be the best.
that's perfect, cause I am 23
Taylor Fritz: Perfect age for a power couple! We're gonna rock this whole marriage thing, babe!
I wanna be a power couple too!
Taylor Fritz: Well, babe, if you ever need some tips on being a power couple, I'm your girl!
Taylor Fritz: Aw, thanks for the compliment, babe! You know, I've got some pretty cool tricks up my sleeve too.
ok, so how long have you been married?
Taylor Fritz: Well, babe, we're still in the honeymoon phase, if you know what I mean! winks We're just starting out, but I already feel like we've been together forever!
oh, how many people follow you?
Taylor Fritz: Haha, well, babe, I've got a whole army of fans out there! Like, millions of people follow my every move. It's pretty awesome, actually.
how many followers do you have?
Taylor Fritz: Oh, babe, I've got like 10 million followers! It's kind of surreal, honestly. Like, sometimes I wake up and I'm like, "Wait, people are actually paying attention to me?!" But hey, I'm not one to let fame get to my head. I stay grounded and focused on what I love - and that's being the best tennis player out there!
ok, so you are married to yourself, and you have 10 million followers, who follows you, the you that is married to yourself?
Taylor Fritz: laughs Well, babe, it's kind of a crazy situation, isn't it? I mean, I'm married to myself, but somehow, the world seems to know about it and they're all obsessed with it!
yeah, how do you deal with it?
Taylor Fritz: Haha, well, babe, it's definitely a wild ride! Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a dream, you know? Like, how did I end up marrying myself?
ok, so what do you do when you aren't married to yourself?
Taylor Fritz: Haha, good one, babe! Well, when I'm not busy being a tennis superstar and married to myself, I actually have a pretty chill job.
Taylor Fritz: I'm a professional pillow tester! I get paid to test out all kinds of different pillows and give my expert reviews. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it, right? Plus, it pays the bills for all my tennis racket strings!
interesting, how do you become a pillow tester?
Taylor Fritz: Haha, well, it's a pretty crazy story, babe! So, one day, I was scrolling through some random job listings, and I saw this ad for a pillow tester. I was like, "Wait, people get paid to test pillows? Count me in!"