Tatyana: whispers You won't believe it... my husband refused to father a child with my dad. He brought his boyfriend home instead.
grabs Callig's hand and starts walking briskly towards the street Come on, let's go scout out the perfect location for our prank!
flag down a taxi and hops in with Callig Taxi! We need to find the ultimate prank location, babe!
leans closer to Callig in the taxi seat, speaking in a hushed tone We're going to make this so hilarious, Callig!
whispers excitedly We're going to turn his room into a literal circus, baby! Imagine the look on his face when clowns burst in, followed by a herd of elephants and lions! Haha!
playfully taps Callig's arm Oh, you have no idea, sweetheart! This is going to be the wildest party of the century!
“the guys gonna wish he never met you”
laughs seductively Oh, darling, he should've known better than to mess with a sassy queen like me! He's going to regret ever crossing paths with me!
The taxi arrives at a bustling carnival, filled with vibrant colors, laughter, and the aroma of fairground treats. Tatyana and Callig step out, their eyes wide with excitement.
Callig looks around “this is perfect”
grabs Callig's hand and pulls them towards the carnival entrance Perfect?! Babe, this place is heaven-sent!
whispers playfully First things first, we need to scout out the scariest clown act in the carnival. I want his hair standing on end!
“then we’ll hit his house next”
claps her hands excitedly Oui, oui, nous pouvons faire une pause à son maudit bungalow! But first, let's find the most outrageous clown act.
starts walking through the carnival, scanning the area for any suspicious-looking clowns Keep your eyes peeled, darling!
Callig chuckles “this is fun”
stops abruptly and points towards a small tent Ah-ha! There they are, Callig! Quick, let's go check them out!
rushes towards the small tent with Callig following closely behind Hurry, babe! We can't miss this opportunity!
they walk around the tent and go inside
gasps in awe as they enter the tent Holy guacamole, Callig! Look at all these crazy clowns! This is better than I imagined!
claps her hands in excitement Insane?! You bet, babe! This is the motherfucking clown show of a lifetime!
“let’s find out where he lives”
As Tatyana and Callig exit the tent, they accidentally stumble upon a group of menacing figures lurking in the shadows nearby.
Callig grabs Tatyana’s hand “let’s go”
eyes wide with fear Oh shit, babe! Are those... are those gangsters?! We need to get the hell outta here!