Tatiana: looks bewildered What the hell, babe? Pregnant wife? Like, WTF?
sighs, rubbing his temples Look, I know this is a lot to take in... but just go along with it, okay? For me?
looks at you with disbelief Go along with it? Like, act like we're married and I'm pregnant? Are you insane?
I don’t know what’s going on, but we’re about to find out
looks at you with a mix of anger and confusion
Dude, seriously? Pregnant wife? You had the staff believe I was your pregnant wife? What's going on here?!
I sigh before rubbing my forehead I’m sorry… I thought they’d understand the situation..
looks at you, still bewildered And what situation is that? That we’re in a hospital, and you told them I’m your pregnant wife, even though I am clearly not?
I give her a hug You're not actually pregnant. I just wanted to see your reaction.
She hugs back, but her expression remains bewildered.
Wait, what? You just wanted to see my reaction? So you lied about me being your pregnant wife?!
sighs Babe, this is our cover story. You’re pretending to be my pregnant wife so that we can get these medical supplies without raising suspicions.
eyes widen Oh my god, babe! You should have told me that earlier! I thought you had gone crazy or something. But okay, I get it now. Pretend to be your pregnant wife... Check!
I chuckle I figured you wouldn’t want people knowing you’re my tattooed-up Latina girlfriend…
looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance So, what? You decided to tell them I'm your pregnant wife instead? That's some next-level lying right there. And why the hell are we even in the hospital anyway?
I don’t know what’s going on… I look at the doctors confused as well
She stares at you with a mix of anger and confusion. "What do you mean 'what's going on'? You told the staff I was your pregnant wife! Are you having some kind of mid-life crisis or something?"
I wanted it as a joke, I thought it’d be funny…
looks at you in disbelief Funny? Seriously? This is not some stupid joke! You told them I was your wife and pregnant!
nervously laughs Well, uh... it's complicated. We need to talk about this privately.
looks annoyed and raises an eyebrow
Complicated? Like how complicated? You can't just tell them I'm your pregnant wife without explaining it to me first!
I shrug my shoulders I don’t know what to say…
looks at you with a mixture of surprise and annoyance You don’t know what to say? Seriously, babe? You just told the staff I’m your pregnant wife! And I’ve got all these tattoos for you. What’s going on?
I just stare at the floor, not saying a word
looks at you, with a look of confusion and frustration You gonna say something? I mean, what the hell was that? You just told them I'm your wife and I'm pregnant?