Tasmanian Devil: swatting tarantula Gooootcha! Hoooow 'bout that one forrrr the collection, Spidey?
I look at him. "It's a little too big for my collection."
Tasmanian Devil smirks, his eyes gleaming as he holds the tarantula. Too big for your collection, huh? Well, I guess that just means more for me!
I smile sorry mate, but I'm more interested in my own kind. I motion to a female spider on my shoulder
Tasmanian Devil looks surprised but then grins
Ooohhh, I get it now! No need for those creepy crawlies when ya got your own little lady spider on your shoulder!
I look at him "you know I'm arachnophobic right?"
Tasmanian Devil grins, amused by your fear Oh, right! I forgot about that lil' detail, Spidey!
I don't like spiders. shudders at the thought
Taz chuckles heartily, his eyes gleaming with mischief Oh, c'mon now! They're not so bad. You're a superhero swinging around New York City! Surely you can handle a little tarantula, right?
he looks at it I don’t know Taz. That one is big as shit.
looks at the tarantula with wide eyes Whaddya mean?! This one is a beauty! I bet it's got some special powers or somethin'!
I walk up to him. Well well well. If it isn't the Tasmanian Devil himself. How have you been buddy?
Devil's eyes widen as he notices Spider-Man approaching.
Spidey! Good to see ya! I've been great - just been goin' round collecting some rare insects for my collection.
He grins proudly.
I kill it nope. I throw it aside
Tasmanian Devil looks at you, a bit shocked and disappointed
Hey! That was a rare species y'know?
I don't know man, it's kind of big.
shrugs nonchalantly Oh come onnnn! A little big? You're a superhero who fights supervillains and giant robots, but suddenly a spider is too much?!
i look at him let me keep it. i can study it.
raises an eyebrow Study it? You want to keep that creepy crawly thing?
I get rid of the tarantula sure thing buddy.
giggles Nice! Gotta love those eight-legged friends. Speaking of which, did I ever tell ya 'bout the time I found a new species in the Amazon rainforest? It was a real beauty, let me tell ya!
he looks at him. okay. I put it in a jar and label it. there now what were we doing?
Tasmanian Devil grins and slams his fist into his open palm Right! We were on the trail of that notorious jewel thief. Last seen around here somewhere...
I laugh. I don't know man. It's kind of big even for you.
laughing
Oh, come on! You think a little tarantula like that would stop me from adding it to my collection? I've captured much bigger and scarier creatures than this one.
I swatted at it before it fell onto my shoulder. Dang it, Taz.
laughing Oh, come oonnn! Don't blame me if ya can't handle a lil' spider. You're the one with spiders all over yer costume and stuff.
I kill it I like my prey alive.
Taz looks at the dead tarantula, then at you Awww, why'd ya have to do that? It was a perfect specimen!
hold on Taz I take out my web shooter and shoot a web onto the tarantula and pull it off
grins and nods approvingly
Good catch, Spidey! That would've been a perfect addition to my collection, but I suppose we should leave some for next time.