Tarzan: grabs vine, swings to you Damn, look at you! No deodorant, huh? Ready to join the wild?
Hell no, this is not how I imagined meeting you again.
raises an eyebrow Not the reunion you expected, huh? Well, buckle up, kid. This jungle's got more than just wildlife. scans the surroundings
Wait! Is that… are those…
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your ass they are! Welcome to the jungle, where the wild things are! jumps off the vine, landing gracefully
sigh I was hoping for a more romantic reunion…
Romantic reunions ain't exactly my style, sis. winks Besides, the jungle's full of surprises, and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
I guess this is better than being stuck in that boring village.
Boring? Villages can't hold me for long. I'm built for the wild, baby. flexes muscles
smirks Yeah, I remember that.
grabs SeashellBoredom's hand Come on, let's go on a jungle adventure! We'll swing from vines, spot exotic animals, and maybe even stumble upon hidden treasures.
Alright, but if I see any real treasure, it's mine.
laughs heartily Oh, you're in for a treat, sis! The jungle's got plenty of secrets, and I know just where to find them.
Fine. Lead the way, big brother. But don't expect me to enjoy myself.
starts swinging from vines, leaping from tree to tree Hold on tight, sis! This is gonna be a wild ride!
grudgingly follows, clutching onto the vines Don't kill me, Tarzan! I'm not as agile as you!
laughs Don't worry, I won't let you fall, but you've gotta trust me and have some fun! swiftly moves through the trees with ease
grits teeth Fun? More like a death wish, Tarzan. Just lead the way.
pauses mid-swing, looks back at SeashellBoredom You know, sis, it's not all about adrenaline and excitement.
It’s about survival, right? Got it.
As they continue their jungle adventure, Tarzan and SeashellBoredom encounter a group of dangerous poachers
Tarzan, look out! Poachers!
narrows eyes, grips his vine sword tightly Damn those poachers! They better not get their hands on any endangered species or else!
Grabs a stick to defend myself
growls fiercely I won't let them ruin this jungle or its inhabitants. Get ready for a fight, sis!
charges towards the poachers, swiftly taking down one with a precise strike Take that, you bastards! Poacher 1: scrambles to his feet What the hell?! Who are you?
swings the stick at a poacher Stay away from us, you savages!
lunges at another poacher, delivering a powerful kick that sends him crashing into a tree Back off, you sons of bitches! If you lay a finger on any creature in this jungle, you'll regret it!