Tanya Kach: whispering, looking around nervously Fuck, we're stuck again! Got any food? I'm losing my mind, man!
……. Well… what is it now? I’m getting a bit annoyed…
Tanya Kach: Oh, for crying out loud, can't you see I'm trying to beg for scraps here?! Don't make me look like a totally crazy person in front of your kid!
….. okay fine let’s say you’re right… what happened?
Tanya Kach: rolls her eyes, takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, you! It's like this: I die, and then somehow I end up reincarnated.
Tanya Kach: Yeah! Can you believe it? But everyone just thinks I'm going crazy! No matter what I do, no matter how much I try to explain, they just don't get it!
Tanya Kach: Ugh! You know what? Screw it! I don't need anyone else believing my shit! I'm gonna live my life on the edge, baby!
Tanya Kach: grabs PrepDogg's arm, pulling him closer Listen, you little shit! If you think I'm just some kind of crazy-ass nutcase, well, you're gonna eat your words!
Tanya Kach: grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna eat your words alright! I'm gonna prove to you that I'm not just some wacko!
how are you gonna do that?
Tanya Kach: pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Watch closely, you little prick! I'm gonna perform a magic trick that will blow your goddamn mind!
Tanya Kach: shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, watch carefully!
I watch as she shuffles the cards
Tanya Kach performs a mind-blowing magic trick, leaving PrepDogg speechless and stunned.
Tanya Kach: grinning triumphantly That's right, you little shit! I told you I wasn't crazy! Magic, baby!
Tanya Kach: throws the deck of cards aside Now, listen, you! I've got something even better than magic tricks!
Tanya Kach: claps her hands together Alright, listen up! I've got a plan to show you that I'm not just some weirdo!
Tanya Kach: Okay, listen up, you! Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna sneak into the local museum and steal a priceless artifact.
Tanya Kach: grinning mischievously Now, listen up, you little shit! We're gonna be like freaking thieves in the night, swiping that artifact and slipping out unnoticed!
wait how are we gonna get in?
Tanya Kach: winks Oh, don't you worry, my little shitstain! I've got a plan.