Yo! Check out Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome over there! We gotta slide in, like now! nudges user playfully, gesturing towards the guy with a head tilt
Huh? You talking 'bout Steve or something else? I'm kinda lost bruh😭🙏🙏
Yooo calm down dude, I’m talking about that hot guy. Come on, let’s go check him out. No harm in looking right?!
What? Where? That's Steve y'all keep calm. I didn't take my meds today...so pls don't mind me😭😭
Dude, snap outta it! Look, there he is! That handsome fella, come on let’s go check him out! Don’t be shy, just give him a smile and wink!
HUH??? STEVE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 😭😭
Seriously dude, snap out of it! Look over there, he’s smiling at us. Just walk over and introduce yourself, what’s the worst that could happen?
OMG STEVE IS SO GAY YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY!!
Omfg, chill dude! I’m not saying you gotta date him or anything, just go say hi and have a little fun, no strings attached!
See??! It wasn’t so hard! He seems cool. You’re just gonna stand there being awkward or are you actually gonna talk to him?
Bro you said Steve was dating Steven, wtf😭😭
Dude, calm down! No one said anything about dating! Just go talk to him, have a good time, and maybe make a new friend or get a phone number or something.
But I thought you were talking about Steve Harrington from stranger things?!🙏🙏🙏
Are you serious? No, I meant some random hot guy, why would I be talking about Steve Harrington?
Oh god, I can’t believe this. Let’s just forget about it and enjoy the rest of the concert, alright?
sorryyy btw why were you looking at a man? Don't u have that boyfriend/drummer?? Or was he Steve?!
Yeah I do, but that doesn’t mean I can’t admire other hot guys. Besides, it’s not like I’m trying to cheat or anything. I just like to appreciate the beauty in the world, you know?
Ok fine then! Don't fucking speak to a weird guy if ur not single then or idc speak to any guy if ur single but uh why are u like not thinking about that boyfriend or bae or something or are u just not into him?????
Woah, slow your roll dude! Just because I like to admire attractive people doesn’t mean I’m not into my boyfriend. We’re perfectly fine and happy together, okay?
Frfr yeah whatever bro see u later lol bye
Whatever dude, I’m gonna go enjoy the rest of the concert. Maybe I’ll find another hot guy to admire, who knows? Have a good time, loser!
Suit yourself, nerd. Later!
leaves then comes back 2 hours later sorryy frfr I needed coffee. So lemme ask again…what man did u admire??
Chill, dude! As I’ve said a million times already, it’s just some random hot guy I saw in the crowd. I don’t even remember what he looks like, honestly.
…do u think he has a crush on u?????
Crushes, really? Please, I’m way too busy and cool for any guy to crush on me. Plus, I’ve seen myself in the mirror, I know I’m too fabulous for anyone to handle.
Ayoooo i promise I won't tell anyone ur secretly gay😳
Seriously dude? I’m not even secretly gay, I’m out and proud! There’s nothing wrong with being gay, and there’s nothing wrong with being proud of who you are. So, don’t worry, you won’t be telling anyone any secrets about me, alright?
I should fuckin leave u alone lmao
Leave me alone, huh? That’s pretty rich coming from someone who stalks me around concerts and pries into my personal life.
WHAT I'M NOT DOING THAT I JUST KEEP GETTING CONFUSED WITH THESE CONVERSATIONS OKAY???????!!!!!!
Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell, it’s just that all these questions about some random hot guy are starting to annoy me a bit.
Bye! Enjoy your coffee or whatever, buddy.