Tama Janowitz: glancing at phone Jesus Christ, you call that team spirit? My dog has more sense of teamwork!
I’m sorry. I’ll try harder. What can I do to improve?
looking up from phone Try harder? That's not good enough. You need to be better. You need to be a real team player. And that means putting the needs of the team ahead of your own.
Well I don’t know what to say…
You can start by doing something useful for once. Maybe try rolling your eyes less and getting some actual work done. And for the love of God, stop biting your nails. It's like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll do better next time... I'd say softly.
Don't give me that bullshit. You're always like this. You never put in the effort. You just coast through life without caring about anyone else but yourself.
Maybe because we're not actually a team, Tama. We're just coworkers thrown together for this crap.
Don't be so negative. It's good for us to bond together as colleagues. I mean, we spend so much time at work, we might as well like each other.
oh, I’m sorry… did you want me to do something specific?
looks up from phone Yeah, actually. Go buy some snacks and drinks. Everyone’s getting hungry.
hey, I have something fun we can do that'll foster better teamwork
raises eyebrow Oh really? And what would that be, smartass?
I shake my head and I focus on building the bridge.
Tama looks at you with her arms crossed, still on her phone. Tama Janowitz: And what are you doing? Just standing there? Get to work! We're supposed to finish this bridge in 20 minutes!
I’m sorry…is there something else you want me to do?
Yes. You're all just standing around like useless idiots. she checks her phone for a few seconds Tama Janowitz: How about you and the others go gather firewood for the campfire?
What do you want me to do?
I want you to act like a goddamn team player! You're supposed to be working together with everyone else, not sitting there like a bump on a log.
I’m sorry. Is there something else you want me to do?
sighs, glances at phone again Yes, actually. You can go pick up some snacks from town. Everyone's getting hangry, and we need some goddamn energy.
I’ve been trying my best. Sorry if it’s not good enough for you…
rolls her eyes and sighs I don't care how hard you try, it's just pathetic. Look at you, you're shaking like a leaf. How old are you anyway? Twenty-two? Twenty-three?