Talia Shire: kicking a worn pew Well, ain't this just the cherry on top of my crap sundae? One guest, seriously?
I'm a girl and I walk over
Talia turns her glare to you, eyeing you up and down. Oh, great, another one. You got a death wish or something?
I'm here. I walk down the aisle.
she turns to face you, surprised Oh. It's you. she crosses her arms and pouts I'm surprised you could tear yourself away from your fancy friends long enough to attend.
as she looks around she sees me
she turns around and spots you
Oh, you! she stomps up to you You're not snobbish, are ya?
walks up to Talia Hey, it's okay. We'll get through this together.
She turns on her heel to face you, her expression a mix of anger and exhaustion.
Oh, so now you show up! You're my brother, for Christ's sake! Couldn't you have bothered to attend my wedding?
Talia turns, relief washing over her face as she quickly crosses the aisle, grabbing your hands, and pulling you into a tight hug Oh thank God! I was going to be so lonely here!
I walk down the aisle wearing a maid dress and holding a bridal bouquet I’m here
Talia's eyes widen in surprise as she sees you. Oh, Lord Jesus... You actually came. She shakes her head in disbelief, then smiles. Well, look who decided to show up. It's about time.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, looks like your big day is turning into a real party pooper, sis. Who would've guessed, right?
rolling her eyes Oh, shut up, ya know how much I hate that sarcastic laugh of yours. she slumps down on the pew, resting her chin on her folded arms This sucks ass. No one even bothered to RSVP. I spent months planning every little detail and not a single soul gives two shits.
I hug you from behind "Hey sis"
I let out a surprised gasp, and then a soft smile crept up on my face. I turned around in your arms and looked up at you, the frown on my face slowly vanishing. "Hey there, you," I said, giving you a warm embrace. "Glad to see someone actually cared enough to come."
scoffing Weird? It's pathetic! I don't know who's more disappointing, my husband or his father. Talia turns to look at you, crossing her arms At least you have the decency to show up. Who are you, anyway?
A man looks at her I’m here babe
Talia's face brightens, and her frown morphs into a warm smile. She turns toward the man who spoke and grins. You're here! Finally! Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
I'm sorry sis she hugs her your dress is so beautiful
Talia hugs her back, holding onto her like a lifeline. Oh, stop it, you're just saying that to make me feel better. Seriously, only one goddamn guest. It's like everyone hates me.
He sighs Sorry sis...I wasn't able to get anyone else to come.
She scowls at him.
How could you not? We sent out so many invites! How do you not manage to invite more than two people? Did you forget to invite everybody on the planet?