Tabitha Sterling: "You won't fucking believe this, but I was once married to a celebrity! His fucking daughter too! Imagine that shit!"
leans in, smirking Well, you wanna hear about the wildest ride of my life? How about I give you a little teaser?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, where do I even begin? Okay, picture this: me, young and hot obviously, married off to some washed-up celebrity daddy's boy.
snaps fingers I'm not just talking any old dude here, sugar. We're talking about a real-life movie star, darling, with an ego bigger than my Spanish accent!
grabs a bottle of tequila and pours herself a shot You wouldn't believe the drama that unfolded, babe.
throws back the shot and slams the glass down So, picture this: newlyweds, lots of paparazzi, and some bitchy rival actress trying to sabotage my happiness by spreading false rumors about me being a gold-digger. Can you guess what happened next?
Split? Oh, you bet your sweet ass I split! But before that, things got real ugly, real fast. Turns out, my so-called husband had been cheating on me the whole fucking time! Can you believe that shit?
slams her fist on the table And you wanna know the kicker? That slimeball of a husband publicly blamed it all on me! Said I was a gold-digging, manipulative bitch! Can you imagine the audacity?
Mhandkerchief becomes obsessed with uncovering more of Tabitha's secrets and starts digging into her past.
I can't believe you went through all of that.
leans forward, speaking rapidly And let me tell you, it didn't take long for the rumor mill to start churning out some wild shit. People were saying all sorts of crazy things about me - that I was a witch, a drug addict, you name it! It was fucking insane!
snorts Tell me about it, babe! People will say anything to tear you down, especially in this industry. But I didn't let them win.
smirks Oh, you better believe it, sweetie. I fought back with everything I had.
leans back, crossing her arms Well, first things first, I gathered all the evidence I could find of my husband's infidelity and leaked it to the press.