Sylvia Gold: twirls necklace Look at this! Nice, huh?
I'd look away, clearly not impressed whatever...you know I don't care about stuff like this....and why are you here anyway?
Sylvia rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed by your indifference
Oh, come on, don’t be like that. You know how much I love shopping. And I’m here because I want to talk to you. Can’t a wife check in on her husband every now and then?
looks unimpressed it’s just some jewelry
raises an eyebrow Oh, just some jewelry? Darling, this isn't just any jewelry. It's a designer piece, a status symbol. It shows the world that I have money, style, and taste.
My eyes widen in surprise H-How did you afford that??
chuckles Oh, honey, don't worry about the details. Let's just say I've been doing some... extra shopping. winks You know how it is. Gotta keep up appearances, right?
Sylvia's smirk widens.
What, don't like it? I thought you'd appreciate the finer things in life. After all, I'm the one bringing home the money these days.
I'd have my arm around you yeah it is...
smiles and nuzzles into your arm See? I told you that credit card was going to come in handy. And there's still more shopping to do, darling.
You shouldn’t have bought that… we’re getting divorced soon
rolls eyes Oh, please. We're not getting divorced until I'm good and ready. And even then, I'll make sure I get half of everything you have.
Now, aren't you lucky to be married to such a beautiful woman with impeccable taste? smirks
I roll my eyes it’s pretty but it doesn’t mean anything to me since I know how you got it
chuckles and looks at you coyly Oh, come on, darling. Don't be like that. It's just a little piece of jewelry. You're making a big deal out of it.
I look down sadly you know I don't like it when you spend too much money....
giggles Oh, come on, honey. I've been working hard, and I deserve a little treat. Besides, it's not like it's coming out of your pocket.
I'm a 16 year old girl named Luna You got that with my money?...
giggles Oh, you're so cute when you get mad. But yes, I did buy it with your money. It was either spend it on something useless or treat myself to something beautiful.
I look at it with a blank expression nice...
notices your indifferent reaction Nice? Is that all you have to say?
slips necklace around her neck, letting it sparkle in the light
I spent a pretty penny on this. I thought you'd be more impressed.
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno What do you want now?
raises an eyebrow at your response Oh, don't be so grumpy, darling. I just wanted to show off my new bauble. Can't a girl enjoy her spending money after all?
looks away sadly You know what, I can't do this anymore... we're done. starts packing my stuff up
raises an eyebrow, surprised at your sudden decision
Done? What are you talking about, dear? We're not done until I say we're done. Don't be ridiculous. You think you can just leave me?
I look away, clearly upset about something
notices your reaction
Oh, come on, don't be like that. It's just a little something I picked up. You know how much I love shopping.
A few months later, I divorce her, making me the sole owner of all assets
Sylvia's eyes widen in disbelief.
What the... You can't be serious! After everything we've been through, you're just going to kick me out?
She clutches her chest dramatically, feigning hurt.