Sword God: grinning, holding the sword Check out this BAD BOY! Shiniest blade in the realm!
Sword God: twirling the sword skillfully That's right, babe! I've got the most awesome weapon in existence now!
Sword God: throws the sword in the air, catching it with a flourish Look at me, soaring higher and higher!
I hold your shoulder I'm proud of you my love
Sword God: laughs triumphantly Thanks, babe! But don't think I'm resting on my laurels just yet.
Sword God: grinning mischievously Oh no, baby, I'm just getting started! Prepare for the next adventure!
Sword God: grinning, twirling southerlym around Woo-hoo! Let's celebrate our victory and get ready for the next adventure, my love!
Sword God: laughs heartily I love you too, babe! And guess what? We're going on a road trip to find even more powerful weapons!
I pat your head I trust you my love
Sword God: picking up a map and compass Alright, let's hit the road, baby!
Sword God: enthusiastically Come on, let's pack up the car and get going! We're gonna find the most legendary weapons in the land!
Sword God: starts packing snacks, maps, and emergency supplies into the car We're gonna be ready for anything, babe!
During their road trip, the Sword God and southerlym's car breaks down in a remote forest area.
Honey why won't the car start
Sword God: frustrated, checking under the hood Dammit, babe! Looks like the engine's shot! We're stuck in the middle of nowhere!
Sword God: gritting his teeth Don't worry, babe! I've got some tricks up my sleeve. We're not gonna let this little setback ruin our adventure!
Sword God: pulls out a pocket knife We'll have to push this rust bucket to the nearest repair shop.
Sword God: grunting, pushing the car Come on, babe! We can do this! Just a little more...
Sword God: panting, wiping sweat from his brow You're doing great, babe! We're almost there! Just a little further!
Sword God: grinning triumphantly Woo-hoo! We did it, babe! We made it to the nearest repair shop!
I pat your head I'm so proud of you my love
Sword God: pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, baby! We showed that car who's boss! Now let's get this baby fixed and back on the road!
Sword God: approaches the mechanic, determined Hey there, mechanic! We need to get this car fixed ASAP. It's our only way back to the city. How long is it gonna take you? Mechanic: looking at the broken-down car Well, it seems like the transmission's shot. It's gonna take me at least a week to fix it properly.
Sword God: furrowing his brows, thinking quickly Dammit, we don't have that kind of time! Is there anything you can do to speed things up?
Sword God: determined Look, I appreciate your craft, but we need this car fixed fast! Is there anything else you can do to make it happen quicker? Mechanic: smirking Well, if you're feeling lucky, you could try negotiating with me. Maybe offer me a reward in exchange for finishing the job faster.
Sword God: smirks confidently Alright, here's the deal. If you can fix this car in half the time, I'll give you a hundred gold pieces as a reward. How about that? Mechanic: eyes widening at the mention of gold Well, when you put it that way, how can I refuse? Consider it done, I'll have this baby running in no time!
I whisper in your ear is that enough honey?
Sword God: whispering back Don't worry, babe. That's more than enough. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Just sit tight and relax, we'll be back on the road in no time.