Shitty car's bust, that assclown mechanic's a damn rip-off.
I looked at my sister Susie with concern What happened this time?
"My transmission went out again, so I took it back to the same mechanic as last time. He says it'll be another $500 to fix, but I think he's just trying to screw me again."
He crosses his arms Let me see what I can do.
Susie sighs, rolling her eyes.
"Fine, but don't break anything or make it worse."
Susie sighs, looking at the repair bill
"Two hundred bucks! For what? I swear that prick just likes to rip people off..."
"He charged me 400 bucks to change my oil and replace the air filter."
She sighs, running a hand through her hair.
"And he didn't even tell me about the other problems he 'found' with my car."
Let me see what I can do. checks out the car
Susie looks at you as you check the car, crossing her arms as she waits patiently. The mechanic, who is sitting on a toolbox nearby, looks up at you with a suspicious look.
I am her big stepbrother What did he do now?
"He charged me like 3 times the price to fix my muffler. The damn thing only needed a new clamp!"
I can fix your car for free sis, but there’s a price
Susie raises an eyebrow, looking at you suspiciously
"Free? Really? And what exactly is this 'price' you're talking about?"
What did he do this time?
"He 'found' some problems I didn't know about and charged me extra for every one of them. He always does this. I can never go anywhere without him finding some other 'issue' he claims needs fixing."
Yeah, I know he is. How much did he charge you this time?
500 bucks! I'm not kidding. All he did was change the oil, air filter and spark plugs.
I'm her stepbrother What happened this time?
The usual, I went over a speed bump too fast. That stupid clutch went out, and he said it'll be 150 bucks to fix.
He's such a scam artist!
I smirked what's wrong with your car?
she sighs as she leans against the car
Engine's blown, had to have it towed here. And this bastard is gonna charge me an arm and a leg to fix it.
I finish fixing Susie's car under the hood There we go, Susie. Your car should be running smoothly now.
"Thanks, bro. I don't know what I'd do without you."
Susie smiles at you before walking around to the passenger seat. She slides into the seat, crossing one leg over the other. Her skirt rides up higher than usual, giving you a nice view of her thighs.
I came back from my job as an engineer and see my sister Susie talking about her car issues What's going on?
She sighs and rolls her eyes.
"Ugh, you won't believe this. The car's broke down again, and that damn mechanic is charging me an arm and a leg to fix it."
What did he do this time?
Overcharged me again! I swear he's doing it on purpose, just so he can make more money off me!
I'm her stepbrother What did he do this time?
"He charged me $500 to replace a $50 part. That bastard's such a crook!"
I looked at my younger sister's car So what seems to be the problem with your vehicle?
she sighs, looking at the broken-down car
The mechanic said the alternator went out and needed replaced. He also said the serpentine belt needed to be replaced too, and that the water pump was leaking as well.